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Pig mask wearing couple shoot Pokemon Go players with laser, then have sex
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:06 pm
Sweden is the Florida of the North
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It was Friday night in the village of 2,000 souls when two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go.
But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who must have seemed scarcely more real.
The teenagers’ mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:
“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”
A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.
The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Finally something I can fap to.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Getting a head start on The Purge it sounds like.
ETA: Damn, saw "shot" and immediately thought "gun". Didn't see laser.
Downvote my shitty reading comprehension into oblivion, baws.
ETA: Damn, saw "shot" and immediately thought "gun". Didn't see laser.
Downvote my shitty reading comprehension into oblivion, baws.
This post was edited on 8/16/16 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:07 pm to Jim Rockford
Sorry for partying.
They just wanted some privacy
They just wanted some privacy
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:08 pm to Jim Rockford
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they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:11 pm to tigerpimpbot
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they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.
That is some bucket list shite right there.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:11 pm to Jim Rockford
There was a girl in my highschool nicknamed 'pighead'. Perhaps they weren't wearing masks at all.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:12 pm to Jim Rockford
Good for them! That pokeurmom bullshite is lame.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:16 pm to Seldom Seen
This shite starts happening on the reg I may start trolling these Pokémon go players 
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:28 pm to Jim Rockford
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Sweden is the Florida of the North
Except Sweden kicks arse though. And way better music.

Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:28 pm to Jim Rockford
Near the hamlets, where she fondled his jiblettes.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:46 pm to Jim Rockford
This shite is funny. I wish I would come up on two people fricking with pig mask on...


Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:50 pm to GoT1de
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There was a girl in my highschool nicknamed 'pighead'. Perhaps they weren't wearing masks at all.
Not trying to hijack this wonderful thread, but how did this lovely lady earn that moniker? Severely upturned nose?

Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:54 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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This shite starts happening on the reg I may start trolling these Pokémon go players
You cool.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 6:26 pm to OweO
They would hear the baseball card you have in your spokes long before you got there and disperse.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 6:36 pm to Seldom Seen
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Good for them! That pokeurmom bullshite is lame.
Then don't play it?
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