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Pig mask wearing couple shoot Pokemon Go players with laser, then have sex

Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:06 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106024 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:06 pm
Sweden is the Florida of the North

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It was Friday night in the village of 2,000 souls when two teenage siblings wandered out with their smartphones to play Pokémon Go.

But instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they soon came face to face in the park with a couple who must have seemed scarcely more real.

The teenagers’ mother, who reported the incident to the police, told newspaper Dalarnas Tidningar:

“They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”

A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.

The masked shooters, who also wore T-shirts labeled ‘King’ and ‘Queen’, were next spotted by incredulous motorists as they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:07 pm to
Finally something I can fap to.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:07 pm to
Getting a head start on The Purge it sounds like.

ETA: Damn, saw "shot" and immediately thought "gun". Didn't see laser.

Downvote my shitty reading comprehension into oblivion, baws.
This post was edited on 8/16/16 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66460 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:07 pm to
Sorry for partying.


They just wanted some privacy
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69234 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.


Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179859 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:10 pm to
O'Rly
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

they had sex beside the hamlet’s waterwheel.


That is some bucket list shite right there.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:11 pm to
There was a girl in my highschool nicknamed 'pighead'. Perhaps they weren't wearing masks at all.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:12 pm to
Good for them! That pokeurmom bullshite is lame.
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
18470 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:15 pm to
Sorry for partying
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:16 pm to
This shite starts happening on the reg I may start trolling these Pokémon go players
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Sweden is the Florida of the North 


Except Sweden kicks arse though. And way better music.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12919 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:28 pm to
Near the hamlets, where she fondled his jiblettes.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30616 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:39 pm to
Don't care, had sex?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:40 pm to
Such an Oolong move.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:46 pm to
This shite is funny. I wish I would come up on two people fricking with pig mask on...

Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

There was a girl in my highschool nicknamed 'pighead'. Perhaps they weren't wearing masks at all.


Not trying to hijack this wonderful thread, but how did this lovely lady earn that moniker? Severely upturned nose?

Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56968 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

This shite starts happening on the reg I may start trolling these Pokémon go players 

You cool.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 6:26 pm to
They would hear the baseball card you have in your spokes long before you got there and disperse.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 8/16/16 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

Good for them! That pokeurmom bullshite is lame.


Then don't play it?
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