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Pickle penetration pleasure on private property prohibited
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:56 am
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:56 am
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man was arrested after police spotted him allegedly pleasuring himself with a pickle while on private premises. Officers were responding to a report of a suspicious person when they spotted a man lying flat on his back in front of a townhouse in Tampa Bay, Florida, the US.
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Officers claim to have seen the man holding his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand" as he made attempts to pleasure himself.
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Eric was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while masturbating."
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Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:58 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/16/21 at 6:59 am to arseinclarse
Dill pickle to Dildo isn’t that big of a leap. But I’d imagine that pickle juice would be rough on the a-hole.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:00 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:00 am to arseinclarse
quote:Sounds like he got himself quite a pickle into himself?
Eric was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while masturbating."
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:01 am to arseinclarse
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Tampa Bay, Florida
So they won't say that this guy is in St. Pete/Clearwater, rather they use the entire area that is Tampa Bay...What else did they embellish?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:01 am to arseinclarse
Andy, these kerosene cucumbers taste like sh....
- Deputy B. Fife
- Deputy B. Fife
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:01 am to arseinclarse
Cucumber > pickle
fricking rookie
fricking rookie
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:02 am to arseinclarse
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a large uneaten pickle
the uneaten part is the important part.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:03 am to arseinclarse
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Florida
Checks out.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:03 am to arseinclarse
Well Eric sure pickled a pickled pepper.
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 7:04 am
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:04 am to arseinclarse
Imma head back over to the watch thread and probably never eat a pickle again, Thx Arse
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:04 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:07 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:10 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:18 am to arseinclarse
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Florida
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:21 am to arseinclarse
Sounds like he relished every second of the pleasure
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:24 am to arseinclarse
Stories like this are Vlassic.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:25 am to arseinclarse
The alluringly alliterative OP?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:26 am to whiskey over ice
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Cucumber > pickle
It was a cucumber when he started.
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