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re: Pettiest reasons you have stopped seeing/dating a woman

Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:32 am to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76564 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:32 am to
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isnt computer time at the home about up for you?

















You know, since ol' man frickowski died, I won his computer time. I had him in our death pool here.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:36 am to
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Has any chick ever let you back into paradise?


Many

Posted by TenthTiger
Member since Jan 2018
262 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:36 am to
Can't stand women who are consistently displeased with any form of customer service.

Dumped one for that once. Because it always fell on me. More often than not, i was on the side of the employee and she didnt like that
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138185 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:38 am to
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Can't stand women who are consistently displeased with any form of customer service.

Dumped one for that once. Because it always fell on me. More often than not, i was on the side of the employee and she didnt like that


completely justifiable
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:39 am to
I bet she had that short haircut. You know the "let me speak to the manager haircut".
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138185 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:41 am to
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Soup Sammich
i have a similar concept of the gumbo poboy. the lafayette version is more of a french dip and the NOLA version is a much more thickened gumbo that works on bread better
Posted by tiger11
Houston
Member since Mar 2004
3317 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:41 am to
She treated her dog too much like a person.
Posted by TenthTiger
Member since Jan 2018
262 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:42 am to
Long hair about to her shoulders. Very pleasing to look at. But I know the type you are talking about
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 11:43 am
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76564 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:43 am to
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She treated her dog too much like a person.


Did she make you use peanut butter too?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43155 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:43 am to
She double dipped her chip.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:44 am to
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She treated her dog too much like a person.



Known a few of these...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72289 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:44 am to
She had ugly feet. Long bony, hammer toes. Deal breaker.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29024 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:47 am to
One because she had cancer (she had recovered)

Another wouldn’t shut the frick up

Several due to lack of pedicures
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:48 am to
Her pussy tasted like coffee and I couldn’t do cappachino for the rest of my life
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3857 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:49 am to
Stabbed and cut a steak like a caveman. She also had other mannerisms that pretty much made it embarrassing to bring her out in public.
Had a hyena laugh
Caused me to get pulled over
Had ADD so bad that it was hard to have a conversation with her without having to repeat myself several times. Too bad, girl was fit and could have been on the Swedish bikini team.

Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:53 am to
Since some clearly cant take a joke i guess ill explain where it came from. Like I said its just a saying, one that ive used a few times over the years in bs-ing with friends who asked about some of the taller girls i dated. They'd be like how in the hell did you do anything with that and my response would be the "we re all the same height when we re horizontal" and it would get a laugh so it stuck. Clearly it went over some heads in here...
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:54 am to
Port wine stain on arse.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9829 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:56 am to
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If you smelled it you wouldnt be asking me this.


Was it intentional or just a one-time slip up?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21042 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:59 am to
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Was it intentional or just a one-time slip up?


By the grin she gave i felt if i stayed around it wouldve been the first of many.. To each their own but thats not my thing. Im all for the "lady in the streets but a freak in the bed" saying but nowhere in there does it say anything about being shite on.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62582 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 12:03 pm to
She called me “babe” I just just couldn’t stand it

Hey babe.....
Come here babe...
Argggggg



And she had huge boobs too
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 12:03 pm
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