re: Pettiest reasons you have stopped seeing/dating a woman

Farted in my presence

Thanks, Seinfeld.

Not all the same woman, and not quite sure all of these are petty

*owned a cat

*crappy perfume

*caught her smoking

*her adult daughter was much hotter

*she used mayo

*was a non-Catholic "Christian"

*she voted for Trump in the Republican Primary

Did the same thing, but mine was 2 months before her B-DAY. So I made sure I did it after mine, but before hers. She always bought badass/expensive gifts!
It sounds like a dick move, but I caught her cheating and she didn't know I knew. It was my only payback I had.

She introduced me to her husband.

Her Adam’s apple was abnormally prominent and she always wanted to do it doggie style.

Annoyed me after a while.

One was taller than me. Couldn’t get over it

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One was taller than me

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Im 5'6... I had to get used to it or id be single for life

Youre all the same height when youre horizontal

she didn't shave her balls/a-hole


hate it when the tranny doesn't make more of an effort in the illusion

also smacked her gum

My MIL, about half the time we dine out, will complain about something and the wait staff will offer to replace it. Or, she will eat it all and then mention it was not as she liked it but at ate it anyway. We go to this rib place and we will share a rack. Ultimately she will say to the wait staff that the plate did not have enough small ones on it and that’s what she likes. So.....yes.....they get her some free ones to take home. I turn down some of her offers for free meals out because of this.

Some of her oft used phrases she uses as a feeler to get free stuff When asked how was the meal, “Well, it was seasoned different than last time, was not as good as last time, or something like you must have a different cook/chef......”