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re: Pet Problems
Posted on 9/6/25 at 8:14 am to Odysseus32
Posted on 9/6/25 at 8:14 am to Odysseus32
Guys, stop and reread the first sentence:
Now, get real. Anyone who lives in the country will have mice find their ways into their houses. Mice are not brilliant but some of them will keep trying until they find access.
The cats will clear houses of mice. Yes, they may bring some in as well as other critters, but country living has these things.
Without cats (or even without small aggressive terriers) you will have critter problems. And if you have mice, black snakes will come in and hunt between rafters in your attic.
The dog's water bowl and food are mice magnets.
quote:
My wife and I live in the country.
Now, get real. Anyone who lives in the country will have mice find their ways into their houses. Mice are not brilliant but some of them will keep trying until they find access.
The cats will clear houses of mice. Yes, they may bring some in as well as other critters, but country living has these things.
Without cats (or even without small aggressive terriers) you will have critter problems. And if you have mice, black snakes will come in and hunt between rafters in your attic.
The dog's water bowl and food are mice magnets.
Posted on 9/6/25 at 8:19 am to real turf fan
quote:
Now, get real. Anyone who lives in the country will have mice find their ways into their houses. Mice are not brilliant but some of them will keep trying until they find access.
I did read the first sentence.
I'm on 200 acres. I'm in the country.
We don't have mice in our home. We spray for that sort of shite. If they are in the walls, they are awfully quiet.
Being "In the country" is not an excuse for being fricking gross.
This post was edited on 9/6/25 at 8:20 am
Posted on 9/6/25 at 8:22 am to El Segundo Guy
quote:
Crisis averted. The female cat who is a certified mouse and snake killer, was able to find it and kill it. The male orange was totally disinterested in finding the lost mouse. The wife is happy again.

Posted on 9/6/25 at 8:40 am to El Segundo Guy
Leave the cats indoors.
Seriously.
They're fine.
Seriously.
They're fine.
Posted on 9/6/25 at 9:04 am to El Segundo Guy
Sounds like you have a wife problem, not a pet problem
Posted on 9/6/25 at 9:30 am to El Segundo Guy
Cats are badass creatures
Posted on 9/6/25 at 9:35 am to upgrade
quote:I would never have a cat but we have/had 3-5 dogs at any point me time and the dog door is the only thing that makes it doable. My dogs need zero supervision except food and water
Get rid of automatic cat door. Don’t let them bring critters in your house.
the occasional lizard/squirrel/bird in the house is absolutely the cost of doing business
This post was edited on 9/6/25 at 9:37 am
Posted on 9/7/25 at 3:19 pm to El Segundo Guy
quote:
Indoor cats.
This! One hundred percent!
Posted on 9/7/25 at 3:22 pm to El Segundo Guy
Just leave the cats outside you nasty fricker
On second thought, you should move outside with them, that’s where you likely belong
fricking disgusting
On second thought, you should move outside with them, that’s where you likely belong
fricking disgusting
Posted on 9/7/25 at 3:30 pm to El Segundo Guy
The wife is correct.
Indoor/outdoor cats are a bad choice which the mouse demonstrated.
Your only proper response is, "Yes, dear."
Besides, it is undefeated...
Indoor/outdoor cats are a bad choice which the mouse demonstrated.
Your only proper response is, "Yes, dear."
Besides, it is undefeated...
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:44 pm to UtahCajun
You’ve got to have an inside cat or an outside cat. Can’t have one doing both.
Posted on 9/7/25 at 5:30 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Good thing your a DFW city boy because youre entirely too pussified (and too much of a manlet) to function outside of an urban environment. Sad!
Posted on 9/7/25 at 5:55 pm to El Segundo Guy
quote:
Good thing your a DFW city boy because youre entirely too pussified
There’s nothing pusified about not wanting dead (or live) rodents in my house
Posted on 9/7/25 at 5:57 pm to El Segundo Guy
Keep your shitty cats inside.
Posted on 9/7/25 at 6:00 pm to El Segundo Guy
I mean, you caint be having live or mutilated mice in your home.
You just caint.
You just caint.
Posted on 9/7/25 at 6:11 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Oh well. The whole house is hardwood laminate and that's why they make Clorox wipes. It's not ideal, but I like those little frickers.

Posted on 9/7/25 at 10:35 pm to El Segundo Guy
Sounds like you’ve got too much pussy in the house.
Posted on 9/7/25 at 10:43 pm to El Segundo Guy
quote:
TLDR--male orange cat is a low-functioning retard
This is normal.
Posted on 9/8/25 at 1:09 am to real turf fan
My Great Aunt solved her pest problem. Cats started bringing home live mice. That wasn’t good enough, they started bringing home snakes. Then they graduated to live snakes. She kept a broom on the front porch to sweep the snakes off the porch. Bear Bryant came to recruit my cousin. My cousin left the room for a few minutes. When he returned to the room, my great aunt was coming back into the house with broom in hand…..Bear was gone.
“Where’s Coach?’ He asked
“He had to leave Suddenly and the womanizing drunk SOB is never coming back.’”
Pest problem solved.
“Where’s Coach?’ He asked
“He had to leave Suddenly and the womanizing drunk SOB is never coming back.’”
Pest problem solved.
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