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People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:42 pm
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In the survey, 1,012 people were asked about their masturbation habits, as well as their job.
The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.
Univia explained: “They were more likely to be employed, more likely to hold management positions, and more likely to earn higher salaries.”
Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.
While the reason for this link remains unclear, the researchers suggest that masturbating could help to improve your self-confidence.
They explained: “The boost in self-confidence that masturbation was previously shown to cause may be one major contributor to higher paychecks, for it can take a certain amount of confidence and bravery to ask your boss for a raise.
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Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:43 pm to Bench McElroy
Masters of their own domain?
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:43 pm to Bench McElroy
We already know we have no unemployed people here.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to Bench McElroy
My butler’s help was just telling me about this article earlier.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to Bench McElroy
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States... ME!"
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to Bench McElroy
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The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week
I thought this was a thread about people who masturbate regularly.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to Bench McElroy
I should be CEO at this point.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:45 pm to Huey Lewis
Exactly what I thought about when I read this 
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to TH03
quote:Those babe thread baws must be CEOs by now
We already know we have no unemployed people here.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to Bench McElroy
You've got to love yourself first
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to Bench McElroy
Wait are there actually people who don’t do it at least once a week? 
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:47 pm to Bench McElroy
quote:if that's the case, then call me Jeff Bezos
People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:49 pm to Bench McElroy
quote:
The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.
Well call me Bill Gates
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:50 pm to Melvin
I should have attained Supreme Overlord of the Earth and Moon as a teen based on that.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:54 pm to Bench McElroy
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Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.
That’s an absolutely huge gap in wages. Off to fap now.
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