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People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers

Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Bench McElroy
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Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:42 pm
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In the survey, 1,012 people were asked about their masturbation habits, as well as their job.

The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.

Univia explained: “They were more likely to be employed, more likely to hold management positions, and more likely to earn higher salaries.”

Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.

While the reason for this link remains unclear, the researchers suggest that masturbating could help to improve your self-confidence.

They explained: “The boost in self-confidence that masturbation was previously shown to cause may be one major contributor to higher paychecks, for it can take a certain amount of confidence and bravery to ask your boss for a raise.



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Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105164 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:43 pm to
Masters of their own domain?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:43 pm to
We already know we have no unemployed people here.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51605 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to
My butler’s help was just telling me about this article earlier.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States... ME!"
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38169 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week


I thought this was a thread about people who masturbate regularly.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53816 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to
I should be CEO at this point.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:44 pm to
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once a week
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53816 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:45 pm to
Exactly what I thought about when I read this
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to
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We already know we have no unemployed people here.
Those babe thread baws must be CEOs by now
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
5174 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to
You've got to love yourself first
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to
Wait are there actually people who don’t do it at least once a week?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52585 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:47 pm to
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People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers
if that's the case, then call me Jeff Bezos
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7506 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:49 pm to
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The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.


Well call me Bill Gates
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:50 pm to
I should have attained Supreme Overlord of the Earth and Moon as a teen based on that.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:52 pm to
frick yes!
Posted by Tigersaint09
St Petersburg
Member since Dec 2013
1128 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:54 pm to
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once a week

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62134 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.


That’s an absolutely huge gap in wages. Off to fap now.
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