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re: People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:59 pm to Bench McElroy
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:59 pm to Bench McElroy
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People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers
More proof that I am vastly underpaid.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:01 pm to Bench McElroy
Bring back the spank board
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:03 pm to Bench McElroy
If this were true I would have Jeff Bezos type money
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:05 pm to Bench McElroy
So should I just tell my boss I make knuckle children really often for that raise or how does this work?
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:06 pm to Bench McElroy
I should be one successful and rich bitch by now then
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:11 pm to Bench McElroy
I jerk off every single day. Lately I’ve been doing into a dark sock bc it feels dirtier that way.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:13 pm to Bench McElroy
Definitely reflects my personal experience.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:14 pm to Bench McElroy
Sex or not, I've missed like three days in the last 22 years.
That's at least 20.7 gallons of semen. If you were wondering.
Conservatively.
That's 27,621,594,000,000 sperm.

That's at least 20.7 gallons of semen. If you were wondering.
Conservatively.
That's 27,621,594,000,000 sperm.
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:18 pm to Bench McElroy
So if you're rich you have f-me money?
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:23 pm to Bench McElroy
If you want to be successful you have to let the poison out. Gotta get those demons out. This logic can apply to being successful with anything in life for a man.
Thinking about cheating on your spouse with that chick that keeps flirting with you? Go let the poison out.
Can’t get any work done because all you keep thinking about is that hot chick? Go let the poison out.
Post-Nut Clarity is real and a wonderful thing.
Thinking about cheating on your spouse with that chick that keeps flirting with you? Go let the poison out.
Can’t get any work done because all you keep thinking about is that hot chick? Go let the poison out.
Post-Nut Clarity is real and a wonderful thing.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:31 pm to Bench McElroy
They might crown me king
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:51 pm to Bench McElroy
Odd timing... I was just promo'd to manager yesterday
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:54 pm to Bench McElroy
More people need to pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:13 pm to Bench McElroy
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In the survey, 1,012 people were asked about their masturbation habits, as well as their job.
The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.
Univia explained: “They were more likely to be employed, more likely to hold management positions, and more likely to earn higher salaries.”
Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.
While the reason for this link remains unclear, the researchers suggest that masturbating could help to improve your self-confidence.
They explained: “The boost in self-confidence that masturbation was previously shown to cause may be one major contributor to higher paychecks, for it can take a certain amount of confidence and bravery to ask your boss for a raise.
what about people who masturbate 10-14 times a week
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:24 pm to bmy
Now I know how those guys beat their way to the top
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:49 pm to Bench McElroy
If that’s the case, I should be CEO soon
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:55 pm to Bench McElroy
Did the survey ask about depression? Sex drive can go down if one is depressed....if depressed you may not have the motivation to move up in position.
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