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re: People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers

Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10317 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

People who regularly masturbate more likely to be managers, have successful careers


More proof that I am vastly underpaid.
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6469 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:01 pm to
Bring back the spank board
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184528 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:03 pm to
If this were true I would have Jeff Bezos type money
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 1:04 pm
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7357 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:05 pm to
So should I just tell my boss I make knuckle children really often for that raise or how does this work?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:05 pm to
Yeah, yeah Mr Hermosa Beach.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21468 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:06 pm to
I should be one successful and rich bitch by now then
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85515 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:11 pm to
I jerk off every single day. Lately I’ve been doing into a dark sock bc it feels dirtier that way.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:13 pm to
Definitely reflects my personal experience.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:14 pm to
Sex or not, I've missed like three days in the last 22 years.

That's at least 20.7 gallons of semen. If you were wondering.

Conservatively.

That's 27,621,594,000,000 sperm.



This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82369 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:18 pm to
So if you're rich you have f-me money?
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2139 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:23 pm to
If you want to be successful you have to let the poison out. Gotta get those demons out. This logic can apply to being successful with anything in life for a man.

Thinking about cheating on your spouse with that chick that keeps flirting with you? Go let the poison out.

Can’t get any work done because all you keep thinking about is that hot chick? Go let the poison out.

Post-Nut Clarity is real and a wonderful thing.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:31 pm to
They might crown me king
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85515 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30481 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:51 pm to
Odd timing... I was just promo'd to manager yesterday
Posted by truthbetold
Member since Aug 2008
7637 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:54 pm to
More people need to pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:13 pm to
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In the survey, 1,012 people were asked about their masturbation habits, as well as their job.

The results revealed that people who masturbate at least once a week are more likely to excel in almost every way in the workplace.

Univia explained: “They were more likely to be employed, more likely to hold management positions, and more likely to earn higher salaries.”

Delving deeper into the results, the researchers found that infrequent masturbators earned an average salary of $44,006 (£35,876), while those who masturbated once a week earned $47,076 (£38,381) on average.

While the reason for this link remains unclear, the researchers suggest that masturbating could help to improve your self-confidence.

They explained: “The boost in self-confidence that masturbation was previously shown to cause may be one major contributor to higher paychecks, for it can take a certain amount of confidence and bravery to ask your boss for a raise.



what about people who masturbate 10-14 times a week
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 2:14 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30072 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:24 pm to
Now I know how those guys beat their way to the top
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29689 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:49 pm to
If that’s the case, I should be CEO soon
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10217 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:55 pm to
Did the survey ask about depression? Sex drive can go down if one is depressed....if depressed you may not have the motivation to move up in position.
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