People who key cars

Next time don't take up two spots

Carrie Underwood's a POS?

Your boyfriend must have taken the breakup worse than you thought.

Don't subtle brag by buying an expensive new whip.

What's more chicken shite than fricking with a man's automobile? Don't frick with another man's vehicle. Don't do it. It's against the rules.

In highschool my buddy and I were on our way to an lsu game and an older dude in a convertible with a young hottie in the passenger seat cut me off on Burbank and tossed his beer bottle over his shoulder smashing it in front my car. He had an easy to remember license plate and a sports car. I didn't try to find it but I ended up running into it parked by the levee. One of my buddy's had a razor and I took it from head light to tail light.

Pretty shitty thing to do looking back on it but felt good at the time

Only white people and bitches do this kind of thing.

you stuck your dick in crazy. That's the risk vs reward game you play.

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Pretty shitty thing to do looking back on it but felt good at the time

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Well I guess he had it coming.

We all got it coming, kid.