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re: Pecker Peekers - Can't y'all keep your eyes to yourself!

Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:00 am to
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78049 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:00 am to
quote:

This has literally never happened to me
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36357 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:01 am to
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cock-watcher


Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:09 am to
If your eyes are far enough over to tell the guy next to you is looking, then you're every bit as guilty as he is.

Either look at your own dick, or pick a spot on the wall DIRECTLY in front of you.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27392 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:12 am to
Mine is a grower and I still like to piss from 2ft away.

IDGAF

Look away.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Either look at your own dick, or pick a spot on the wall DIRECTLY in front of you.


I look directly and lovingly into the eyes of the gentlemen next to me.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59650 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:13 am to
I stare them in the eyes while peeing on their shoes
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15587 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:14 am to
People that stare at accidents on interstate are worse than dick detectives at urinals.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33477 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Pecker Peekers


I thought this was going to be a spinoff thread from the poster who does "Animal Talk". I am very disappoint.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20377 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:22 am to
I think it has more to do with you being "hands free" while pissing straight out.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108284 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:23 am to
Maybe you should stop working at a gay bar then?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33477 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:23 am to
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Look away.


Great. Now I have a damned Chicago song from the 80's stuck in my head
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103060 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:28 am to
How are you supposed to know how you stack up if you don't take a peek?
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11676 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 11:28 am to
You got that little dick, baw.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21922 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 1:01 pm to
I flop it around for them to look at
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6282 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 1:20 pm to
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Frickin' dick divers...


PIITB
Posted by No Diggity Tiger
Member since Apr 2013
152 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 1:27 pm to
If you haven't been complimented on your package, it means they probably can't see it!

Posted by tigersbb
Member since Oct 2012
10297 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 1:27 pm to
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Nothing more I hate than taking a piss in a urinal stall and the guy in the next stall over is a cock-watcher. It's gotten to the point to when I have to take a piss at a public place I just go in the handicapped stall or just hold it in. Frickin' dick divers..


Thats what happens when you take a wide stance
Ask former Senator Larry Craig about that.






Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 1:32 pm to
Seriously never had this problem.

Think you're probably sending out some vibes to get this response.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 1:41 pm to
well you know what the say about the mens room right??














its where all the dicks hang out
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 2:26 pm to
OP you just outed yourself. Like basically everyone else here, I've never once noticed anyone looking at my dick in a restroom.
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