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re: Pastor Steven Furtick Signs 6-Year, $110 Million Contract With Lakewood Church
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:17 pm to shiftworker
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:17 pm to shiftworker
quote:
I met Steven at a youth camp around 15 yrs ago. It was easy to see that he would be successful in evangelism. He gave a talk on sex and teenagers. He was funny and very engaging while also speaking Biblical truths. Only spending a few hours around him he seemed like a good guy. Haven't heard any of his preaching recently though.
He's probably sleeping with male prostitutes.
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Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:22 pm to Mo Jeaux
quote:
He's probably sleeping with male prostitutes.
has to, no altar boys at Lakewood
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:25 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:29 pm to CaptainsWafer
With their salary cap situation, they'll need to sign someone for the veterans minimum
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:31 pm to Street Hawk
quote:
prosperity gospel
There is no such thing.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:33 pm to Street Hawk
That's funny, but I wouldn't doubt this all could have been a true story. I have no doubt they all feel that way about themselves.
quote:
ripped and godly as me.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:34 pm to ItTakesAThief
quote:
This should prove to anyone who goes to that church that this has nothing to do with Christianity and everything to do with a business
Hopefully people wake up to this and stop giving these religious hustlers money.
It's a satire site so it shouldn't prove anything to anyone.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:34 pm to Street Hawk
Ok - i didn't think that could be real. Should have questioned it more before posting.
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:34 pm to kywildcatfanone
quote:as legitimate as Matthew mark Luke and John
prosperity gospel
There is no such thing.
Sorry they were not voted in amongst the multitude of gospels presented at the council of nicaea that took place 300 years after the death of Jesus the nazarene
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:54 pm to Street Hawk
quote:
Is this the largest free agent contract ever in the history of pastors?
If only it addressed that in the article...
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:54 pm to Street Hawk
Anyone who claims these assholes have any special insight on God/Faith and are not glorified self help gurus akin to the steroid monkeys touting the next best workout equipment/diet on your late night TV...is blind, ignorant and/or stupid.
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:54 pm to Street Hawk
There is no loyalty to a congregation at this level. That is why I like to follow the college level. Plus, there is the perk of a nicer looking bench.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:55 pm to Salamander_Wilson
quote:congrats on being duped
Salamander_Wilson
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:55 pm to Rouge
quote:
as legitimate as Matthew mark Luke and John
Not true at all. They were witnesses of Jesus and the writers of the 4 gospel accounts of his life. No where in Scripture is it taught that being a Christian leads to prosperity.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:56 pm to OldHickory
quote:
But can he pass the offering plate?
Fify
Posted on 7/29/17 at 12:57 pm to kywildcatfanone
The Kingdom of God/Heaven is not prosperity?
You better stick your head back in the good book
You better stick your head back in the good book
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:21 pm to Street Hawk
God, I love the Babylon Bee. They're savage.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:21 pm to Street Hawk
Furtick's protege, and Clemson's team pastor, was worth $60 mill when he was fired for cheating on his wife and drug problems. God ble$$ his "church".
ETA: I was told this by an "Owner" of the church. I cannot prove it. You could not drag me inside NewSpring Church with an IH 1066.
ETA: I was told this by an "Owner" of the church. I cannot prove it. You could not drag me inside NewSpring Church with an IH 1066.
This post was edited on 7/29/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 1:32 pm to Street Hawk
"They say they are Christ's disciples
But they don't look like Jesus to me."
Iris Demint
"Preacher man on the TV
Putting down the rock n roll
Wants me to send a donation
Cuz he's worried bout my soul
Jesus walked on the water
And I know that is true
Sometimes I think that old preacherman
Wants to do a little walking too."
Charlie Daniels Band
But they don't look like Jesus to me."
Iris Demint
"Preacher man on the TV
Putting down the rock n roll
Wants me to send a donation
Cuz he's worried bout my soul
Jesus walked on the water
And I know that is true
Sometimes I think that old preacherman
Wants to do a little walking too."
Charlie Daniels Band
Posted on 7/29/17 at 4:31 pm to Priapus
quote:
Furtick's protege, and Clemson's team pastor, was worth $60 mill when he was fired for cheating on his wife and drug problems. God ble$$ his "church".
I'm guessing Perry Noble was a mentor and not a protege. Furtick captures the spirit of Mark Driscoll and Perry Noble, but is a good looking guy (according to my female friends at work that go to elevation. I think he looks like he has Bell's palsy and tries to imitate black preachers).
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