re: Pastor Steven Furtick Signs 6-Year, $110 Million Contract With Lakewood Church

Money well spent. He's killing it for them. What's wrong with an entrepreneur?

Dak Prescott, the starting QB for the Cowboys has a 4 year contract worth $2.7million dollars which on average is $675k year. Of course that was his rookie contract before knowing how good he would be and it does include some bonus money, etc..

This is just a comparison of course.. But this Furtick jerkoff is going to get paid $18M a year to do the "lord's work".

I'd much rather watch Dak play any day of the week that go to church to watch this jackass and I don't even know anything about him.. How much does this church generate of they afford to pay this kind of money?

Injury Prone.
Joel will have to spend more time than he can afford healing him instead of others.

What kind of book deal does he get with this?
Nike: Just Preach It.

Will he be featured on the box of Preachies?

Ok let the downvotes happen for my bad jokes. I gave one to myself as well.

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What kind of book deal does he get with this?
Nike: Just Preach It.

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PUMA

Preachers Using Mega-Church Appeal (only thing I could come up with)

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It's satire you dumbass

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Oh really?

I wish I could think of a funny way to expose how dumb you are..

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I'm guessing Perry Noble was a mentor and not a protege. Furtick captures the spirit of Mark Driscoll and Perry Noble, but is a good looking guy (according to my female friends at work that go to elevation. I think he looks like he has Bell's palsy and tries to imitate black preachers).

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You may be completely correct. All I know is that I cannot wait for Dabo Swinney's bullshite to be exposed like Noble's was.

MAGA. America should be more like Poland.