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Pascagoula Alien abduction was BS
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:44 am
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:44 am
Sorry to burst anyone's bubble but here's how it went down. Charles had invited Calvin fishing one evening after work. Calvin had just started with the company and was new to the area. After a few beers Calvin dozed off. Charles decided to have some fun and roused Calvin telling him about the aliens who had just abducted them, examined them and returned them to earth. Calvin ran with it, called the police and reported the crazy story Charles had made up. Charles said he was too embarrassed and worried about a false report to come clean. This was revealed to me by the reporter who first broke the story. He said he ran into Charles years later and got the truth. He never went public with it. "When the legend becomes fact, you print the legend."
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Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:46 am to Rougarou4lsu
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Sorry to burst anyone's bubble
Oh no! Not the Pascagoula alien abduction!!
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:47 am to Rougarou4lsu
What year is it?
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:53 am to Rougarou4lsu
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:53 am to Ed Osteen
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Oh no! Not the Pascagoula alien abduction!!
Seriously, frick you, 2020.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:56 am to Rougarou4lsu
You mean little grey men didn't teleport two drunk rednecks into a space ship? Have you gone to the government with this revelation?
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:56 am to Rougarou4lsu
I remember all the news reports about this when it happened. That was about the time when UFO stories really took off. The Brady Bunch even jumped the shark with that
Posted on 7/14/20 at 10:56 am to Rougarou4lsu
Thank God! I’ve had a Pascagoula alien abduction bubble for years. It was right in the groin area and very uncomfortable. Thank you.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:00 am to Rougarou4lsu
I've avoided even driving through Pascagoula because of this. Great to know it's safe again.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:02 am to Rougarou4lsu
Is this a terrible Boudreaux/Thibodaux joke?
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:18 am to Rougarou4lsu
Plot twist: It was real. The aliens want to remain undetected. They kidnap dumb, drunk rednecks because nobody will believe them.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:28 am to Rougarou4lsu
This was the story that gave birth to alien anal probing.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:32 am to Rougarou4lsu
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Alien abduction was BS
Duh.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 11:36 am to Rougarou4lsu
This story was always waaay more unbelievable than a lot of the others. Im not shocked.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:12 pm to Rougarou4lsu
It's usually just a couple of rednecks trying to explain away to their wives how they got stretchy buttholes after a camping trip.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 12:52 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:03 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Bill Elder is rolling in his grave.
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:05 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Hope Calvin was not your daddy or something like that, because he sounds like a simple minded individual...
Posted on 7/14/20 at 1:20 pm to Rougarou4lsu
They went on a tour and talked to audiences about their abduction
Posted on 7/14/20 at 2:17 pm to blueboy
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