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Pair high on bath salts fired gun at fireflies, mistaking them for alien lasers

Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:07 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:07 pm
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CLINTON COUNTY, Pa. (WBRE) - Suspected bath salts, green lasers, and fireflies -- State Police say they're all part of this story that put two people in jail.

Troopers say 30-year-old Jesse Shields and 22-year-old Katherine McCloskey were high on suspected bath salts during a bizarre chain of events early Saturday morning. According to investigators, the pair from Clinton County had a "bad trip" and thought that fireflies were green lasers coming from aliens who were after them.

State Police say Shields fired his revolver in the air to scare away the lasers and then ran to a nearby home on Long Run Road in Lamar Township, where he asked the homeowner to call the cops because something was chasing them.

While the person was on the phone with 9-1-1, Shields allegedly broke a window before he left the home and then went to the next-door neighbor's house and broke another window there.

State Police say the owner of that home was able to get the gun from Shields, who asked if he could take a shower to get the "goo" off his body because it was burning his skin.

Shields and McCloskey are both facing a slew of charges, including burglary, criminal trespass, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct.

They were both unable to post bail and taken to the Clinton County Prison.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:09 pm to
If they really believed their lives were in danger they should let them go.
Posted by msutiger
Houston
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:10 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/11/23 at 2:10 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

asked if he could take a shower to get the "goo" off his body


his pullout game is suspect
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:10 pm to
Is hunting fire flies illegal now?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21408 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:11 pm to
Could be worse... my dad married a couple that ended in a bath salt fueled shotgun divorce.
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1128 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:30 pm to
Shocked this wasn’t in Florida.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12978 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:32 pm to
The bath salts were mfged in Florida no doubt
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Pair high on bath salts fired gun at fireflies, mistaking them for alien lasers

And how do we know it wasn't alien lasers?
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:36 pm to
Is it bad this story makes me want to try bath salts?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

State Police say Shields fired his revolver in the air to scare away the lasers


These policemen are pretty gullible. You can't scare lasers.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5496 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:44 pm to
Good thing it’s not Christmas.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 4:22 pm to
2,1




Love me some salts baw
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