- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

Pair high on bath salts fired gun at fireflies, mistaking them for alien lasers
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:07 pm
LINK
CLINTON COUNTY, Pa. (WBRE) - Suspected bath salts, green lasers, and fireflies -- State Police say they're all part of this story that put two people in jail.
Troopers say 30-year-old Jesse Shields and 22-year-old Katherine McCloskey were high on suspected bath salts during a bizarre chain of events early Saturday morning. According to investigators, the pair from Clinton County had a "bad trip" and thought that fireflies were green lasers coming from aliens who were after them.
State Police say Shields fired his revolver in the air to scare away the lasers and then ran to a nearby home on Long Run Road in Lamar Township, where he asked the homeowner to call the cops because something was chasing them.
While the person was on the phone with 9-1-1, Shields allegedly broke a window before he left the home and then went to the next-door neighbor's house and broke another window there.
State Police say the owner of that home was able to get the gun from Shields, who asked if he could take a shower to get the "goo" off his body because it was burning his skin.
Shields and McCloskey are both facing a slew of charges, including burglary, criminal trespass, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct.
They were both unable to post bail and taken to the Clinton County Prison.

CLINTON COUNTY, Pa. (WBRE) - Suspected bath salts, green lasers, and fireflies -- State Police say they're all part of this story that put two people in jail.
Troopers say 30-year-old Jesse Shields and 22-year-old Katherine McCloskey were high on suspected bath salts during a bizarre chain of events early Saturday morning. According to investigators, the pair from Clinton County had a "bad trip" and thought that fireflies were green lasers coming from aliens who were after them.
State Police say Shields fired his revolver in the air to scare away the lasers and then ran to a nearby home on Long Run Road in Lamar Township, where he asked the homeowner to call the cops because something was chasing them.
While the person was on the phone with 9-1-1, Shields allegedly broke a window before he left the home and then went to the next-door neighbor's house and broke another window there.
State Police say the owner of that home was able to get the gun from Shields, who asked if he could take a shower to get the "goo" off his body because it was burning his skin.
Shields and McCloskey are both facing a slew of charges, including burglary, criminal trespass, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct.
They were both unable to post bail and taken to the Clinton County Prison.

Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:09 pm to DavidTheGnome
If they really believed their lives were in danger they should let them go.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
(no message)
This post was edited on 4/11/23 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
asked if he could take a shower to get the "goo" off his body
his pullout game is suspect
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
Is hunting fire flies illegal now?
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
Could be worse... my dad married a couple that ended in a bath salt fueled shotgun divorce.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
Shocked this wasn’t in Florida.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:32 pm to kmcmah1
The bath salts were mfged in Florida no doubt
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:And how do we know it wasn't alien lasers?
Pair high on bath salts fired gun at fireflies, mistaking them for alien lasers
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
Is it bad this story makes me want to try bath salts?
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
State Police say Shields fired his revolver in the air to scare away the lasers
These policemen are pretty gullible. You can't scare lasers.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 3:44 pm to DavidTheGnome
Good thing it’s not Christmas.
Posted on 7/6/18 at 4:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
2,1
Love me some salts baw
Love me some salts baw
Popular
Back to top

10









