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Pablo Escobar created a Hippo problem in Columbia

Posted on 3/5/23 at 5:51 pm
Posted by LSUTigahss
Member since Feb 2021
923 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 5:51 pm
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I don’t know why but this is hilarious to me.

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Colombia is proposing transferring at least 70 hippopotamuses that live near Pablo Escobar’s former ranch - descendants of four imported from Africa illegally by the late drug lord in the 1980s – to India and Mexico as part of a plan to control their population. The hippos, which are territorial and weigh up to 3 tons, have spread far beyond the Hacienda Napoles ranch, located 200 kilometer (124 mile) from Bogota along the Magdalena River.


Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
12863 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 5:54 pm to
With the price of meat being what it is I think maybe it’s time to revisit the idea of moving them to Louisiana.
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2006 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 5:54 pm to
Didn't a court there give them same or similar rights as humans ?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74451 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

With the price of meat being what it is I think maybe it’s time to revisit the idea of moving them to Louisiana.



We got enough hippos of our own
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102497 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

We got enough hippos of our own


I think Lizzo is done filming that video.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11282 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 6:01 pm to
That’s preposterous!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66197 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 6:10 pm to
Some folks tried to create a hippo problem for Louisiana. That would have been something.
Posted by Lucky Loper
Watson
Member since Aug 2009
974 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 6:22 pm to
I don’t know why people can’t spell the country Colombia
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26059 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 6:24 pm to
That would have been terrible
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57827 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 6:26 pm to
power is the ability to cause ecological mayhem
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
94368 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:15 pm to
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With the price of meat being what it is I think maybe it’s time to revisit the idea of moving them to Louisiana.


Would take less than a month before some dumbass says “hold my beer” and sticks their head in their mouth like it’s an alligator.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9712 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:18 pm to
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Would take less than a month before some dumbass says “hold my beer” and sticks their head in their mouth like it’s an alligator.



Would take 48 hours for some coonass to find the best cut of meat and how to cook it.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
19645 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

I don’t know why people can’t spell the country Colombia


Probably belonged to Columbia Records mail order scheme decades ago and their spelling stuck
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48642 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:26 pm to
Viewers of The Grand Tour have seen some of Pablo’s hippos.
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6943 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:27 pm to
Ole boy imported all kinds of shite.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6162 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

hippopotamuses


Posted by Rawdawgs
Member since Dec 2007
910 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 7:47 pm to
Been there done that. Saw the guy. LINK
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1300 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:28 pm to
Wow maybe that little girl will finally get her wish and we can listen to a different song repeated over and over during Christmas
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53480 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:46 pm to
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hippopotamuses
will frick you up
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25330 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 8:56 pm to
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Some folks tried to create a hippo problem for Louisiana. That would have been something.


You beat me to it. Can you imagine a hippo swimming down the bayous and some crazy arse Couyons trying to trap it?
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