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PA Man Flies to Phoenix for Sex and Pee from Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:09 pm
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A 68-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested Friday night by undercover sheriff’s deputies after he allegedly flew to Arizona to have sex with a horse.
Michael Crawford bought a round-trip ticket and arrived in Phoenix thinking the person who responded to an online ad he had posted was a horse owner.
The ad caught the attention of Maricopa County Sheriff‘s Office animal crimes detectives. They launched an investigation in October 2014 that eventually led to last week’s sting.
Detectives engaged Crawford in conversations online and over the phone.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said detectives learned Crawford has been sexually aroused by horses for years and has traveled extensively to find horse owners in various cities willing to allow him access to their animals.
According to Arpaio, Crawford told the undercover deputy that he purchased a non-refundable plane ticket to Phoenix and would be bringing five shirts on which he wanted the horse to urinate. He told detectives he would mail the clothing back to his home in Pennsylvania, where he apparently planned to wear them for arousal purposes, Arpaio said.
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:11 pm to Green Chili Tiger
eww
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:11 pm to Green Chili Tiger
[img]Sarah Jessica Parker[/img]
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:13 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Is this a WYHI thread? If so, nay.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:15 pm to Green Chili Tiger
nasty arse white fricker
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:16 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Iswydt
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:18 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Those aren't horses
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:18 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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According to Arpaio, Crawford told the undercover deputy that he purchased a non-refundable plane ticket to Phoenix and would be bringing five shirts on which he wanted the horse to urinate. He told detectives he would mail the clothing back to his home in Pennsylvania, where he apparently planned to wear them for arousal purposes, Arpaio said.
That's certainly bizarre to the ultimate extreme, but I'm not getting what would possibly be illegal about it.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:21 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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That's certainly bizarre to the ultimate extreme, but I'm not getting what would possibly be illegal about it.
Apparently it wasn't just that:
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Crawford told detectives he had traveled the country since the 1970s to find horse owners willing to let him have sex with the animals, Enriquez said.
On Friday, authorities said he was met by undercover deputies at the Phoenix airport and taken to a meeting with a volunteer sheriff's posse member and the horses in Tolleson, Arizona.
The meeting, which was videotaped, showed Crawford picking out one of the horses to commit the act.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:22 pm to Green Chili Tiger
For the cost of the plane ticket he probably could have bought a horse. I'm just sayin'...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:22 pm to Green Chili Tiger
White people 
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:25 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Damn, I was coming to make a horse joke, only to realize you are making a Sarah Jessica Parker joke. Touche
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:25 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Any relation to Larry Craig of the bathroom stall foot thumper?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:26 pm to Clyde Tipton
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For the cost of the plane ticket he probably could have bought a horse. I'm just sayin'...
Maybe he isnt attracted to any local horses?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:30 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I've driven 2 hours before for prissy but flying cross country for horse sex is just too much.
Could find an in state horse?
Could find an in state horse?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:33 pm to LesMiles BFF
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I've driven 2 hours before for prissy but flying cross country for horse sex is just too much.
Could find an in state horse?
Dude has honor. It's not cheating on your primary horse if you are in another state.
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:33 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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A 68-year-old Pennsylvania man
I bet he's from Filly...
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:38 pm to Green Chili Tiger
victimless crime. you can eat a horse but not frick one? what kinda fricked up shite is that?
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:43 pm to Green Chili Tiger
a horse is a horse
of course, of course
unless that horse is for intercourse
of course, of course
unless that horse is for intercourse
Posted on 7/14/15 at 2:45 pm to Green Chili Tiger
fricking white people
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