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re: Over there, they take care of their own GDCK problems…oops.

Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:01 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:01 pm to
That would be a good “Surprise motherfricker” gif
Posted by Comic_Tiger
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:01 pm to
Crikey!
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:03 pm to
F'in Karnataka. I have been in many places in that state. Played a few rounds of golf there too. I shanked a ball and started into the rough to play my second and my caddie stopped me: "Sir NO!, snake" I looked and saw my first cobra in real life.

I took a drop on the edge of the fairway without taking the penalty. Not sure I scored it properly but I wasn't able to play me ball due to an unnatural obstruction.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:36 pm to
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You don’t know dick from a video clip so don’t act
Like it’s reaction was something you can understand with ontological certitude.


You sound big mad
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 1:58 pm to
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Not sure I scored it properly but I wasn't able to play me ball due to an unnatural obstruction.

You should've checked the course rules. It's like that guy a few years ago in a PGA tournament that grounded his club a couple of times in a hazard, but he never read the course rules and wasn't aware it was a hazard and he got dinged for like 2 or 3 strokes, appealed, and was told to go pound sand (but make sure you score 1 every time you do).

Snakes are definitely a hazard, and you may have defiled the gentlemanly game of golf by your failure to properly score a drop away from a hazard.
This post was edited on 9/8/21 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Roughneck2020
San Antonio
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 2:20 pm to
first you make da roux
Posted by Mister Bigfish
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 2:53 pm to
This would make a good voice over video.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 3:31 pm to
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 4:52 pm to
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first you make da roux


Met a dude once at work. Pre procedure medical history entered. He worked for one of the big boys in oil and gas and was “back home in the states” I said cool, “get to travel anywhere great?”

“Nope. We are building a refinery in a swamp in Kenya or Nigeria (I can’t recall).” Everytime they moved a crate or large equipment a cobra ran out. Had monthly safety meeting. For the local contractors. “Please don’t kill and take the cobras home!”
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:31 pm to
Yeah, frick tailing a 12-14 ft. snake. 4-6 ft. is good tailing length. I’ll tail a 2 - 2.5 ft. cottonmouth if he’s getting away, but I won’t be happy about it. Short snakes can turn around on you too easily, just like really long ones. I rather see them square up so I can grab the biting end, not the arse end.
Posted by MountainTiger
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 5:56 pm to
Holi smokes
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 6:29 pm to
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I think the largest king on record was like 18 ft....I don't think 12-14 is out of the question at all.


Not out of the question in terms of potential, but that thing would have been a bit thicker if it was in the 12-14 ft range.

I’d guess that one was right at about 9-10 ft. Those things get fricking SWOLE after that point.

Source: All of Dingo Dinkelman’s King Cobra videos on YouTube. Dude has two in that 12-14 ft range, and they sit higher than that one did when hooded, and are much more thicc.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 6:34 pm to
Never put your stick down
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 9/8/21 at 6:37 pm to
Go to youtube and find "Chandlers' Wild Life". He has a couple of king cobras that he takes out of their cages regularly. They are huge.

Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
8962 posts
Posted on 9/8/21 at 7:15 pm to
Chandler has a video where his buddy describes surviving a king cobra bite after an accident handling one of them.

shite is nuts. Had a piece of fang still in him after he recovered but was still in hospital. Nurse tried to remove it and there was venom still in it and it re-envenomated him.
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