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re: Out of control body hair on old men.
Posted on 9/27/20 at 9:23 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 9/27/20 at 9:23 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Your wife’s favorite BTW.
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Posted on 9/27/20 at 10:06 pm to armsdealer
Get yourself an attractive female hairstylist and ask her to wax it. 2 birds one stone. Have my beard trimmed and ears waxed every three weeks....
Posted on 9/27/20 at 10:30 pm to Cajun Tide
I’m 25 and get random stray long hairs all over the place. On my back mainly. It’s never a cluster just one stray hair. Had one in my nose recently. I’m not a hairy guy either so it throws me off when it happens 
Posted on 9/27/20 at 11:17 pm to Slippy
My back looks like George The Animal Steel’s right now.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:58 am to Slippy
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Is this really the end of the road?
Hair today. Gone tomorrow.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 1:28 am to Slippy
Laser hair removal. I did the Brazilian laser hair removal years ago, and it’s the gift that keeps on giving!
Posted on 9/28/20 at 5:31 am to Slippy
Mid 50’s not really the body hair that much except for the pubes( which I trim) I’m constantly trimming my ears. Getting old sucks
Posted on 9/28/20 at 6:14 am to Cajun Tide
quote:Is this really a thing? I get my eyebrows waxed every couple of months, but I didn't know they could put that stuff onto ears as well. If true, that's an awesome solution. If not, then I'm gonna look like an arse at my next hair appointment.
Get yourself an attractive female hairstylist and ask her to wax it. 2 birds one stone. Have my beard trimmed and ears waxed every three weeks....
Posted on 9/28/20 at 6:57 am to BowDownToLSU
Almost 50 and the ear hair is crazy. Those things grow 3” overnight it seems. I get these really thick ones on the top of my ear sometimes.
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 7:10 am
Posted on 9/28/20 at 7:28 am to Slippy
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Is this it? Is this really the end of the road?
In a word, no. Having more hair on and in your ears and nose than on your head is only the start.
Man grooming gear and a good barber are essential to faking a few extra good years out of your impending dotage.
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My pubes look like an Amazon mangrove swamp.
You're on your own however with your frankly grotesque and disgusting pubic hair issue. I will however suggest you use the utmost caution in self-trimming your nether regions and in the selection of the heavy industrial grade scissors and trimmers your problem obviously requires. How's your eyesight and the steadiness of your hands by the way?
Also, clean up the bathroom after and leave no evidence behind which would be off-putting to Mrs Slippy, and definitely do not get caught in the act of intimate self-grooming.
Our women folk are sensitive and delicate. The sight of their man standing naked in the bathroom, armed with clippers and scissors, feet buried in an ankle deep pile of freshly pruned pubic overgrowth might prove too much for them.
Good luck and best wishes on your journey.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 7:37 am to Slippy
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Any of you baws over 50 have this problem?
Yep. Not only that but your ears and nose continue to grow either that or your head shrinks. I haven't figured it out yet.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:13 am to La Place Mike
I'm 37 & my ear & nose hair is already going crazy. Gotta trim it at least every couple weeks
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:11 am to Slippy
I'm not even 40 yet, but the ear & nose hair grows faster than a cudzu patch. I got to trim that shite at least once a week or it gets out of hand. Why do the gray hairs grow twice as fast as the dark hairs? Frickin sucks
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:18 am to Mr. Misanthrope
I haven't noticed any changes in my pubes, but I keep them pretty maintained anyway.
The wife commented several months ago she doesn't have to do as regular maintenance to her pubes. I guess maybe the opposite happens for women.
The wife commented several months ago she doesn't have to do as regular maintenance to her pubes. I guess maybe the opposite happens for women.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:23 am to armsdealer
In one of the old movies from the 30's when men went to a barber every day, one of the barbers finished off the shave by lighting a match and burning the ear lobe hairs off both the ears of the customer.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:31 am to Slippy
I'm 49 and have had this problem for at least 5 years. I'm a friggin hobbit hairy legged dude but it's limited mostly to the bottom half. Can't grow a full beard at all and back hair is limited to stragglers. I HATE back hair stragglers and ear antennas. My wife usually keeps me trimmed up and plucked on the nose and brows.
FWIW, I would be happy to have NO hair at all anywhere, it's a damn pain. But not as big a pain as basically losing all my eyesight in a years time.
FWIW, I would be happy to have NO hair at all anywhere, it's a damn pain. But not as big a pain as basically losing all my eyesight in a years time.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:43 am to fallguy_1978
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I'm not very hairy at all but occasionally I'll wake up and look in the mirror and there's a 1.5“ hair growing off of the side of my ear that wasn't there yesterday. I've been thinking of pointing a GoPro at me while I sleep.
This cracked me the frick up on a Monday morning. Thank you.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:50 am to El Mattadorr
Life Pro Tip: Carry a set of tweezers in your pocket. Pulling ear hair in your spare moments is a very satisfying hobby. Run your thumb along the edges of your ear until you feel a bristle and yank that sucker out before anyone else notices. You'll be the envy of your friends who wonder why you don't have any ear hair.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:03 pm to The Spleen
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The wife commented several months ago she doesn't have to do as regular maintenance to her pubes. I guess maybe the opposite happens for women.
No comment. I will say this thread is emblematic of the high level of thoughtful analysis and commentary of a high order we've all come to cherish and admire, and dare I say it, expect from our OT.
Am I far off the mark guessing Mrs Spleen is not a regular follower of the OT and will remain blissfully unaware of your thoughtful, provocative and, no doubt, well intended observations however indiscreet they may, at first glance, appear?
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:07 pm to FCP
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Is this really a thing?
Yes. She uses a thin piece of paper with hot wax and places it on the inside of my ear and then 2 more on the outer edges. Works like a charm and worth every freaking penny to have it groomed. Smooth as a baby's butt when I leave.
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