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re: Out of control body hair on old men.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:07 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:07 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
I'm not very hairy at all but occasionally I'll wake up and look in the mirror and there's a 1.5“ hair growing off of the side of my ear that wasn't there yesterday. I've been thinking of pointing a GoPro at me while I sleep.
My theory is it's an ingrown hair that's like a coiled spring until it finally gains enough force to break through the surface.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:09 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
My theory is it's an ingrown hair that's like a coiled spring until it finally gains enough force to break through the surface.
It's always on the side of my ear too. Not in the ear or anything.
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:09 pm to Slippy
Ear hairs are the worst because they’re so old man-esque.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:11 pm to The Spleen
quote:
The wife commented several months ago she doesn't have to do as regular maintenance to her pubes. I guess maybe the opposite happens for women.
I think she just meant that she's married.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:23 pm to Slippy
<< Sasquatch
Don't care anymore.
Don't care anymore.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:30 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:That doesn't make your eyes water? I pluck or shave the ear hairs. Pluck the few hairs that grow on my nose. Use a nose hair trimmer for the nostrils. The groin does not get shaved or trimmed.
plucking a stray, long nose hair that's going across your nostril is one of the greatest feelings ever
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:39 pm to Jake88
quote:Yes, it's the damnedest thing. If you pluck a single nostril hair, eyes water. If you yank 5 or 6 at once, barely feel it.
That doesn't make your eyes water?
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:42 pm to Korkstand
Seems like every 2 weeks I look in the mirror and wonder where the frick that single 1.5 inch long eyebrow hair came from.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:46 pm to Korkstand
quote:I'll take your word for it and keep the trimmer.
Yes, it's the damnedest thing. If you pluck a single nostril hair, eyes water. If you yank 5 or 6 at once, barely feel it
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:48 pm to lowhound
I look like a hairy rotten peach
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:49 pm to Slippy
<——Plucker extraordinare!
15+ years, no infection
Ears, Nose, & Eyebrows (curb feelers)
Additionally I shave my ears to get the tiny hairs.
Also have to tend to the southernmost garden but not nearly as frequently.
Helpful Hint:
All of you past the age of fiddy: if you have any grey in your beard or mustache, shave every day, don’t have grey-ish facial hair or the two-day growth.
You think you look distinguished, you’re close, you look disgusting.
Grey in beards on old men are good for exactly one character- Santa Claus.
Everyone else looks like a bum. Don’t look like a bum.
15+ years, no infection
Ears, Nose, & Eyebrows (curb feelers)
Additionally I shave my ears to get the tiny hairs.
Also have to tend to the southernmost garden but not nearly as frequently.
Helpful Hint:
All of you past the age of fiddy: if you have any grey in your beard or mustache, shave every day, don’t have grey-ish facial hair or the two-day growth.
You think you look distinguished, you’re close, you look disgusting.
Grey in beards on old men are good for exactly one character- Santa Claus.
Everyone else looks like a bum. Don’t look like a bum.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 11:11 pm to Jim Rockford
I vividly remember my boss when I worked in Houston yanking out ear hairs when we were in meetings. And he would always admire his catch afterwards. I blame him for me now doing the same.
Posted on 9/29/20 at 12:46 am to Icansee4miles
I don’t mind the chest hair ... but the stomach hair? FML. Luckily no ear antennas yet.
Posted on 9/29/20 at 5:39 am to Slippy
I have a very small set of clippers that I can run around my ears and nostrils. It has a clipper like an old time sickle bar.
I have not and never will shave my now gray balls.
I have not and never will shave my now gray balls.
This post was edited on 9/29/20 at 5:40 am
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