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re: Out of control body hair on old men.

Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:07 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98171 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:07 pm to
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I'm not very hairy at all but occasionally I'll wake up and look in the mirror and there's a 1.5“ hair growing off of the side of my ear that wasn't there yesterday. I've been thinking of pointing a GoPro at me while I sleep.


My theory is it's an ingrown hair that's like a coiled spring until it finally gains enough force to break through the surface.
Posted by bowlbound
Member since Oct 2017
629 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:08 pm to

What is with the ear hair?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48466 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

My theory is it's an ingrown hair that's like a coiled spring until it finally gains enough force to break through the surface.

It's always on the side of my ear too. Not in the ear or anything.
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28266 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:09 pm to
Ear hairs are the worst because they’re so old man-esque.
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 12:11 pm to
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The wife commented several months ago she doesn't have to do as regular maintenance to her pubes. I guess maybe the opposite happens for women.



I think she just meant that she's married.
Posted by WM88
West Monroe
Member since Aug 2004
1582 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:23 pm to
<< Sasquatch

Don't care anymore.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:30 pm to
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plucking a stray, long nose hair that's going across your nostril is one of the greatest feelings ever

That doesn't make your eyes water? I pluck or shave the ear hairs. Pluck the few hairs that grow on my nose. Use a nose hair trimmer for the nostrils. The groin does not get shaved or trimmed.
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28705 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:39 pm to
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That doesn't make your eyes water?
Yes, it's the damnedest thing. If you pluck a single nostril hair, eyes water. If you yank 5 or 6 at once, barely feel it.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77956 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:42 pm to
Seems like every 2 weeks I look in the mirror and wonder where the frick that single 1.5 inch long eyebrow hair came from.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68111 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:46 pm to
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Yes, it's the damnedest thing. If you pluck a single nostril hair, eyes water. If you yank 5 or 6 at once, barely feel it
I'll take your word for it and keep the trimmer.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:48 pm to
I look like a hairy rotten peach
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:49 pm to
<——Plucker extraordinare!

15+ years, no infection

Ears, Nose, & Eyebrows (curb feelers)

Additionally I shave my ears to get the tiny hairs.

Also have to tend to the southernmost garden but not nearly as frequently.

Helpful Hint:

All of you past the age of fiddy: if you have any grey in your beard or mustache, shave every day, don’t have grey-ish facial hair or the two-day growth.

You think you look distinguished, you’re close, you look disgusting.

Grey in beards on old men are good for exactly one character- Santa Claus.

Everyone else looks like a bum. Don’t look like a bum.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28705 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
29175 posts
Posted on 9/28/20 at 11:11 pm to
I vividly remember my boss when I worked in Houston yanking out ear hairs when we were in meetings. And he would always admire his catch afterwards. I blame him for me now doing the same.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66421 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 12:46 am to
I don’t mind the chest hair ... but the stomach hair? FML. Luckily no ear antennas yet.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8349 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 5:39 am to
I have a very small set of clippers that I can run around my ears and nostrils. It has a clipper like an old time sickle bar.

I have not and never will shave my now gray balls.
This post was edited on 9/29/20 at 5:40 am
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