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OT Vet help - my new Dog's pecker - curious

Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:44 pm
Posted by TigerFlask
Colorado
Member since Oct 2004
311 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:44 pm
I have a rescue golden doodle (had him for two weeks) that is one year old. I have never had a male dog before and always had a female lab or lab derivative. I like the Golden's attitude and he is a good dog. Ok, here is the curious part. When we went to pick him up, he was wild as hell and two ladies(mom and daughter were the owners, sorry no pics) had zero control of him or had set any parameters for him. His giant red pecker kept sticking out and was shockingingly active as hell. I get him home to Colorado and thankfully have not seen that thing again. I am very glad it is in hiding but I am curious why?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57481 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:45 pm to
Your dog was fricking your wife and daughter. Next question
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19519 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:46 pm to

It means he’s not interested. Stop messing with it.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34309 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:47 pm to
This is a fricking weird thread, but OT.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:47 pm to
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
378 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:47 pm to
Red Rocket! Red Rocket!
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167247 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:48 pm to
Did you service him?
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3150 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:48 pm to
Does he not like the peanut butter?
Posted by Captain Crackysack
Member since Oct 2017
2231 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:48 pm to
He was auditioning for a role in Boner Dogs, but it sounds like he didnt get the gig.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34472 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:53 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98185 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 6:59 pm to
A young dog is like a middle schooler. His boner will go off randomly and at inopportune times. Just like when Breighden gets called on in class and his Johnson picks that moment to say howdy to the world.
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
2744 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

rescue golden doodle


No such thing.

You have yourself a mutt.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54885 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

His giant red pecker kept sticking out and was shockingingly active as hell.

I need to hear more about this, no matter how shockinging it is.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42566 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 7:09 pm to
They are terrible dogs.
Posted by donkeydong
Member since Mar 2020
212 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 7:12 pm to
Sounds like the dog is missing them ladies. Take him back, if he gets "active" again then blackmail the ladies. Tell them you know what they did to the dog. Post pics on the OT....????....profit?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 7:13 pm to
Haha you miss looking at your dogs lipstick
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13178 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 7:23 pm to
Your gay but your dog is not.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7934 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 8:06 pm to
lick his a-hole and see what happens
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 8:16 pm to
Now, THIS is the kind of thread you used to be able to count on the OT for.

We haven't had a good dog dick thread in ages. It's gonna be hard to eclipse the "I think my friend fingered my dog's butthole" thread, though.
This post was edited on 4/10/20 at 8:18 pm
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 4/10/20 at 8:16 pm to
Got some sick puppies in here.
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