re: OT late night confessions: I sometimes sit to pee

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OT late night confessions:

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I have to lay on my left side and hug a body pillow, or I won't be able to sleep.

Surprising amount of baws admitting to sitting to pee

I pee in the sink if it’s not too high. If the sink is too high I sit on the toilet. I don’t want to sprinkle my pee everywhere.

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What did, "Stop the steal!" mean?

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Thank you. I’ve had a rough week and that made me laugh harder than anything in awhile. I tip my hat to you sir.

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late night confessions

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I wipe my cock off on your mom's drapes on the way out the window

Dude, they have awesome lights now to light up your bowl so you never miss at night

I just made a special trip to what a burger for a dp shake and the mf was broken

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The older I get, the more likely my piss will go everywhere except the toilet.

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Same. Is there some science behind this?

I have a weird condition where I have an abnormally low heart rate and when I’m at rest my heart stops pumping as much blood and when I release or pee handily, I pass out. If I’ve been drinking, sleeping, relaxing, or resting I have to sit down to pee.

Micturition syncope

So I sit to pee a lot. My wife has found me in some pretty precarious situations. One of the worst was when I started a shower and fell over into the shower curtain and took it down with me. When I came to I was getting pelted with water in the face and couldn’t move because I was wrapped up in the curtain. All Butt naked. No idea what happened at the time.

I have also passed out with some decent blood loss. I cut myself opening a Christmas present with a knife went to wash it off and it turned out to be a decent gash and my wife found me on the floor.