OT late night confessions: I sometimes sit to pee

I do also but only when it’s dark in the middle of the night. Don’t want to wake the wife

I always do. The older I get, the more likely my piss will go everywhere except the toilet.

I’ve never actually seen top gun in its entirety. Only clips and memes

If it's late and dark and I need to piss I'll sit to keep piss off the floor. My aim is pretty bad after I've been sleeping. I hate mopping up piss at 4 AM

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. I sometimes stand when I shite.

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You should go on America's got talent.

how old are you?

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I always stand when I shite.

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dukke v

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joke wasn’t lost on me Old Tymer

Middle of the night? I also sit, don't need the blaring light or the misses.

Not really a confession BUT did you know you can’t piss while wiping your arse? As soon as you wipe, the pee stops no matter what. I know, why would one do that anyway? I was recently dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool and had to pee just as I went to wipe. Figured I’d just try to do both at the same time. Soon as I wiped, the pee stopped and resumed after the pressure of the wipe ended. I told my wife and she laughed so I told her to try it. She tried and the same thing happened to her.

Y’all laugh but I bet y’all try it.