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OT Fathers Only: I finally cracked the code with my kids!!!
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:04 am
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:04 am
My 2 year old has an ear infection and was prescribed Amoxicillin. Thing is: Like most list kids she HATES taking medicine.
I've tried everything to coax her to take her medicine but nothing works. She throws a fit and acts scared to death to drink a mere 5 ml of medicine. She probably associates the medicine with the doctor's office visit, which happened to coincide with a wonderful experience with a Flu shot. Thanks, Doc, for the perfect timing.
Anyhow, this morning a thought hit me. My two year old likes to do everything my 5 year old does. I mean everything. What if I put milk into the medicine cap and asked my 5 year old to drink it while sitting next to my 2 year old. After drinking it, perhaps I could get my 5 year old to smile and say something like, "Mmmmm, MMMMMMM, GOOD! Yummy!"
That's exactly what I did. I took my 5 year old into another room while my 2 year old was eating breakfast. I told her what I wanted her to do and why. She smiled and said, "Okay, Daddy! I'll do it!"
She sat down next to my 2 year old. I gave her the "medicine" and asked her to drink it so that she feels better. She downed the milk and looked at my 2 year old and said, "mmmmmm, MMMMMMM, GOOD! Yummy!"
I said, "Good job! You already look better! Do you feel good?"
She said, "Yes, Daddy. I feel great."
Then I gave my 2 year old the real medicine and asked her to drink it. She picked up the medicine cap and downed it like a champion and even said, "mmmmm, MMMMMM, Yummy! More?"
I laughed and said, "You get more tonight, hun. Good job! I can already see you getting better!"
I love fatherhood and manipulation as an means to an end.
I've tried everything to coax her to take her medicine but nothing works. She throws a fit and acts scared to death to drink a mere 5 ml of medicine. She probably associates the medicine with the doctor's office visit, which happened to coincide with a wonderful experience with a Flu shot. Thanks, Doc, for the perfect timing.
Anyhow, this morning a thought hit me. My two year old likes to do everything my 5 year old does. I mean everything. What if I put milk into the medicine cap and asked my 5 year old to drink it while sitting next to my 2 year old. After drinking it, perhaps I could get my 5 year old to smile and say something like, "Mmmmm, MMMMMMM, GOOD! Yummy!"
That's exactly what I did. I took my 5 year old into another room while my 2 year old was eating breakfast. I told her what I wanted her to do and why. She smiled and said, "Okay, Daddy! I'll do it!"
She sat down next to my 2 year old. I gave her the "medicine" and asked her to drink it so that she feels better. She downed the milk and looked at my 2 year old and said, "mmmmmm, MMMMMMM, GOOD! Yummy!"
I said, "Good job! You already look better! Do you feel good?"
She said, "Yes, Daddy. I feel great."
Then I gave my 2 year old the real medicine and asked her to drink it. She picked up the medicine cap and downed it like a champion and even said, "mmmmm, MMMMMM, Yummy! More?"
I laughed and said, "You get more tonight, hun. Good job! I can already see you getting better!"
I love fatherhood and manipulation as an means to an end.
This post was edited on 11/11/15 at 9:28 am
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:06 am to mizzoukills
Damn boy, It took you this long to learn monkey see monkey do?! 
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:06 am to mizzoukills
nobody believes that a woman allowed you to sex her up....twice
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:06 am to mizzoukills
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my kids
quote:lawd
mizzoukills
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:08 am to mizzoukills
They only like benadryl right now so I knockem out with that and shoot a syringe full of medicine in their mouth while they are out.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:08 am to mizzoukills
You outsmarted a 2 year old. Things are looking up for you. Now hopefully your threads get better 
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:08 am to mizzoukills
Wait, you reproduced?!?! 
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:08 am to mizzoukills
here's a little secret
take her to the ENT and get tubes in her ears then you won't have to frick with those ear infections
take her to the ENT and get tubes in her ears then you won't have to frick with those ear infections
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:09 am to mizzoukills
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as an end to a means.
wat
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:10 am to mizzoukills
shoot some of the medicine in the mouth with one of those plastic syringes and blow in there face they have no choice but to swallow works like a charm.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:11 am to mizzoukills
Key is to get them to develop a taste for bourbon at an early age while still on a bottle. Makes it easier to get them hammered as kids. Everybody knows it's easier to talk someone into something when they are drunk
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:13 am to mizzoukills
Wait. You have a two-year-old and a five-year-old and still have the time to log over 33,000 posts on a message board in a few years? You must be proud.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:13 am to yellowfin
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take her to the ENT and get tubes in her ears then you won't have to frick with those ear infections
I'm not going to put her thru that when she only has approximately a year before she grows out of the ear infection phase. Tubes are the biggest sham in the medical field.
She can't tough out another year of occasional ear pain.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:16 am to mizzoukills
If she's that easily manipulated I wouldn't let her anywhere near your team's campus. They'll have her on a hunger strike and flying a black panther flag by noon.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:16 am to mizzoukills
I just tell them to drink the fricking medicine or else. works 9 times out of 10.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:17 am to DHS1997
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shoot some of the medicine in the mouth with one of those plastic syringes and blow in there face they have no choice but to swallow works like a charm.
Doesn't work on her. She's already in full blown tantrum mode before I get the syringe to her mouth. I mean, it works if I hold her down, grab her mouth, and squeeze her cheeks to get the syringe into her mouth...but I'm done with that shite.
Manipulation is much easier and FAR less dramatic
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:17 am to mizzoukills
quote:derp.
and manipulation as an end to a means.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:17 am to mizzoukills
Last time I tried to give my kid medicine he fought me so hard that his loose tooth fell out. Between the red medicine and blood, my bathroom looked like a crime scene.
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:18 am to mizzoukills
ADHD is more of a sham than tubes. My son had 6 ear infections by 8 months old. We had tubes put in and he has only had 1 minor infection since then and he is 18 months old now.
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