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re: OT Fathers Only: I finally cracked the code with my kids!!!

Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:19 am to
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
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Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:19 am to
It pains me that you have reproduced...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:19 am to
I just make my kids a chocolate milk chaser.




PROTIP: a shot glass is like a tumbler for little hands.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99043 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:21 am to
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I'm not going to put her thru that when she only has approximately a year before she grows out of the ear infection phase.


through what? it's a quick and easy procedures


quote:

Tubes are the biggest sham in the medical field.


made a huge difference with both of my kids, neither had an ear infection after tubes
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:23 am to
When your 5 year old starts smoking dope your 2 year old will too
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:26 am to
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When your 5 year old starts smoking dope your 2 year old will too



well, by that point it will at least be legal everywhere.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56216 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:32 am to
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I love fatherhood and manipulation as an means to an end.


Slick move !

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:32 am to
Plastic syringe is your best bet with small children. Squirt a small amount at a time in the side of their mouth. Very gently rub/message their throat after(this makes them swallow and is better than blowing all over your kid's face).


Also bribing with stickers works well as does giving them a small amount of juice or something else to drink first and then give small amount of med, followed by juice.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:35 am to
You know what used to work great? I would mix the medicine in with their milk. It would work great most times, but would completely fail and waste the medicine if for whatever reason they refused to drink their milk.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:43 am to
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You know what used to work great? I would mix the medicine in with their milk. It would work great most times, but would completely fail and waste the medicine if for whatever reason they refused to drink their milk.



Only problem with that is if they don't finish it, you don't know how much of the med they got. I always tell parents if they insist on doing that, mix it with a tiny amount of milk/juice/etc.


Also, if you are in the hospital saying "if you don't take that, the nurse is gonna give you a shot" is also never a good idea. Then they are just gonna pitch a fit every time the nurse walks in their room and will be even more afraid of nurses/doctors each time they go for checkups.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34335 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:44 am to
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Tubes are the biggest sham in the medical field.

bullshite! Those things are a godsend. My kid gets those damn ear infections all the time. We just have to put drops in for a few days and they are gone.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 9:48 am to
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Only problem with that is if they don't finish it, you don't know how much of the med they got. I always tell parents if they insist on doing that, mix it with a tiny amount of milk/juice/etc.




Even then it's only successful if they drink their milk/juice/etc. I believe they get to the point where they can sense that the milk or juice tastes different and therefore they choose not to drink it.

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Also, if you are in the hospital saying "if you don't take that, the nurse is gonna give you a shot" is also never a good idea. Then they are just gonna pitch a fit every time the nurse walks in their room and will be even more afraid of nurses/doctors each time they go for checkups.



I agree. We never use this tactic.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20262 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:05 am to
Tubes are not a sham my boy was getting a ear infection at least once a month due to the fluid not draining properly finally we decided to take him to a ent and had tubes done last April and he has not had one since he is six by the way.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:09 am to
Okay...okay...so perhaps they aren't a sham. But children usually grow out of ear issues by age 3. My little one has had maybe 4 ear infections since birth. I'll chance one more year.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34335 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:12 am to
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My little one has had maybe 4 ear infections since birth

Yeah your kid doesn't need them, but for other kids like mine its wonderful. My poor baby couldn't crawl, because she head no equilibrium. 2 hours after getting the tubes, she was crawling everywhere. She started talking and eating way more as well.
Posted by cdaniel76
Ponchatoula
Member since Feb 2008
19783 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:13 am to
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take her to the ENT and get tubes in her ears then you won't have to frick with those ear infections


And you also get the chance to see your kid stoned like a mf'er after they drink the pre-anesthesia meds...



This post was edited on 11/11/15 at 10:17 am
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10394 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:14 am to
Hahaha. I used to do the same thing. One of mine wouldn't eat gravy with rice or meat or potatoes, etc. I finally told him it's not gravy, it's meat sauce. Ate it right down.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49100 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:15 am to
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nobody believes that a woman allowed you to sex her up....twice


Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/11/15 at 10:19 am to



That shite is funny.
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