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Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting chicken
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:49 am
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:49 am
Oregon Live Link
But not the sharpest of sticks.
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Woltmon exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken's genitals, prosecutors allege in court documents. He is also accused of threatening another man with sharp sticks in the same incident.
But not the sharpest of sticks.
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Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:50 am to crap4brain
Circus Child is gonna be pissed.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:50 am to crap4brain
Chicken would never let them get the upper hand. Fake news.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:50 am to crap4brain
Our chicken was unharmed.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:51 am to crap4brain
no he didn't! we have to send a vigilante group after that guy, don't be messin' wit chicken!
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:51 am to crap4brain
quote:
But not the sharpest of sticks.
This info from the article seems relevant.
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Court records in a 2014 guardianship case described Woltmon then as functioning at the level of a 7-year-old, suffering from bipolar disorder and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and unable to make informed decisions.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 10:53 am
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:51 am to crap4brain
Where are the justice protesters for the chicken ?
Dammit, now I want fried chicken
Dammit, now I want fried chicken
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:52 am to crap4brain
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chicken
iwnhi
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:52 am to crap4brain
Mayor Goodway will be incredibly pissed.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:52 am to crap4brain
Bet he'd get his arse whipped if he tried pulling that shite with this one.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:53 am to fatboydave
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Dammit, now I want fried chicken
What do it want it for?
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:53 am to crap4brain
quote:
man accused of sexually assaulting chicken
I can't believe it's not Florida.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:53 am to crap4brain
quote:
threatening another man with sharp sticks
sharp sticks better than a hard dick i guess
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:53 am to crap4brain
"Dammit, how come every time I try to buy a chicken from a white boy they mention trying to frick it?"
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:53 am to crap4brain
With the sounds that I make while I eat Popeye's, I really can't cast any stones.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:55 am to crap4brain
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Woltmon exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken's genitals,
At least it wasn't a rooster.
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:58 am to crap4brain
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:58 am to crap4brain
A man walks into a brothel. He walks up to the proprietor and says: "What can I get for $1?"
The proprietor says: "Go up the stairs and into the room on the right."
The man walks into the room and sits on the bed, when he notices a small door at the bottom of one of the walls. The door opens up, and a chicken comes walking out.
The man figures out what he has to do, and has his way with the chicken.
The chicken is disgusted, and leaves.
The man comes back the next day and says to the proprietor: "I didn't really like that, and I'd like a refund."
The proprietor says: "Oh, good sir, trust me. Go up the stairs, but this time go into the room on the left, and you won't want your dollar back."
So the man goes into the room, and this room is much larger than the other, with theatre-type seating, and a big curtain on one side.
A few people are scattered throughout the seats, and the man sits down. The curtain opens up, and it's actually a plexi-glass window into another room, and the people in the seats are watching an orgy.
The man leans over to a guy sitting next to him and says: "Man, this is something, huh?"
The other guy says: "You should have been here yesterday. Some guy was fricking a chicken."
The proprietor says: "Go up the stairs and into the room on the right."
The man walks into the room and sits on the bed, when he notices a small door at the bottom of one of the walls. The door opens up, and a chicken comes walking out.
The man figures out what he has to do, and has his way with the chicken.
The chicken is disgusted, and leaves.
The man comes back the next day and says to the proprietor: "I didn't really like that, and I'd like a refund."
The proprietor says: "Oh, good sir, trust me. Go up the stairs, but this time go into the room on the left, and you won't want your dollar back."
So the man goes into the room, and this room is much larger than the other, with theatre-type seating, and a big curtain on one side.
A few people are scattered throughout the seats, and the man sits down. The curtain opens up, and it's actually a plexi-glass window into another room, and the people in the seats are watching an orgy.
The man leans over to a guy sitting next to him and says: "Man, this is something, huh?"
The other guy says: "You should have been here yesterday. Some guy was fricking a chicken."
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:58 am to crap4brain
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