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re: Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting chicken

Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:59 am to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110670 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:59 am to
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At least it wasn't a rooster.


Because that would be queer. We only tolerate heterosexual beastiality here in the south, unlike those West Coast loons.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15612 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:00 am to
Looks like crazy eyes there showed the hen who the rooster is.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34758 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:01 am to
Probably a leg and thigh man...
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:01 am to
First gay marriage, next up: fowl vows

We tried to warn you
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:03 am to
quote:

With the sounds that I make while I eat Popeye's, I really can't cast any stones.



That's just fowl behavior.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26232 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:06 am to
Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34758 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Why did the pervert cross the road?


I thought it was, Why did the Aggie cross the road..?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26232 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:10 am to
When I taught college, a girl in class told the "pervert cross the road" joke in class. No way that would happen today.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38325 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:12 am to


This must be the fat chicken the guy chickens try to pick up at closing time at the bar when all the good looking chicks have gone home...
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:13 am to
This is first thing I thought of, well player ha.
Posted by No8Easy2
in these ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11848 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 11:15 am to
dem crazy eyes. He could be fricking one chicken while he's eying up another.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22488 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 12:06 pm to
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chinhoyang


Damnit...beat me to it.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 12:08 pm
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