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re: Orcas Are Wearing Dead Salmon as Hats, And Scientists Are Stumped
Posted on 12/4/24 at 10:43 pm to IlikeyouBetty
Posted on 12/4/24 at 10:43 pm to IlikeyouBetty
quote:
Paging Salmon.
He's not answering.
Cmon, answer. Answer.
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:27 am to IlikeyouBetty
Didn’t you read?! He’s dead and on some Orcas head!!!
Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:11 am to Jim Rockford
Bestfishhat.com
Just saw a reel about this sweet old man selling fish hats because of his brother
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:34 am to Witty_Username
quote:
And Scientists Are Stumped
Answer: Fashion always repeats itself.
Scientists have also discovered that Orcas are at least intelligent enough to know that it’s STUPID to wear a Salmon hat backward, especially well into adulthood and, no matter how old you are, you ain’t cool or edgy if you wear your Salmon hat backward on your head.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:24 am to Proximo
That’s an incredible hat. I need one 
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:01 am to POTUS2024
quote:
We should all be thankful they don't see us as food.
One of those frickers snacked on Bo Derek
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:06 am to Jim Rockford
Whales Without Hats perform
Safety Swim
We can swim where we want to,
We can leave those seals behind,
Cause the seals don't squeal,
And if they don't squeal, well they're,
No seals of mine
We can wear what we want to,
Stick a salmon on our heads,
Little hat made of meat,
When they spawn, what a treat,
Eat a shark's liver out instead,
We can swim,
We can swim,
Where the waters deep and cold
We can swim,
We can swim,
Yeah we're doing it from pole to pole
Safety Swim
We can swim where we want to,
We can leave those seals behind,
Cause the seals don't squeal,
And if they don't squeal, well they're,
No seals of mine
We can wear what we want to,
Stick a salmon on our heads,
Little hat made of meat,
When they spawn, what a treat,
Eat a shark's liver out instead,
We can swim,
We can swim,
Where the waters deep and cold
We can swim,
We can swim,
Yeah we're doing it from pole to pole
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 8:07 am
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:06 am to Funky Tide 8
quote:
Salmon Hat would be a good band name.
I agree, and we did have the band, Leftover Salmon, from the Pacific Northwest.
ETA: Somebody at the bottom of the first page got it too!
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 8:09 am
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:07 am to Jim Rockford
Step 1: Find the salmon
Step 2: Kill the salmon
Step 3: Wear the salmon corpse as a hat to send a message to all the other salmon
Step 2: Kill the salmon
Step 3: Wear the salmon corpse as a hat to send a message to all the other salmon
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:09 am to Witty_Username
quote:
Answer: Fashion always repeats itself.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:11 am to patchesohoulihan_007
Fishermen hate Orcas (killing off the King Salmon) and Sea Otters (Destroy shellfish fisheries.)
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:19 am to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:20 am to LSUSkip
quote:
Paging Salmon.
He's not answering.
Cmon, answer. Answer.
damn orca got him
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:22 am to Jim Rockford
so let me guess
they'll make up some bullshite theory about how wearing salmon for hats is their way to protect against warming oceans and climate change
they'll make up some bullshite theory about how wearing salmon for hats is their way to protect against warming oceans and climate change
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:23 am to Jim Rockford
This is not surprising as Orcas are the assholes of the sea! 
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:23 am to Jim Rockford
How does a dead fish stay on top the orca head
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:27 am to Jim Rockford
Fashion is cyclical
Posted on 12/5/24 at 10:03 am to Jim Rockford
Bet they don’t take the sticker off either
Posted on 12/5/24 at 10:11 am to meeple
quote:
Orcas are the biggest jerks in the ocean.
The seals deserve it.
Posted on 12/5/24 at 10:31 am to LSUGrrrl
This individual was spotted in Lake Ponchartrain.
Obviously couldn't find a salmon around here so it settled....
Obviously couldn't find a salmon around here so it settled....
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