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re: Online Dating Sites - What's the OT Think

Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46730 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:01 pm to
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I bring a vial of isopropyl to every meet'n'frick, it has served me well so far.


Going to have to explain this one.


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I'm taking my chances with the HPV induced oral/throat cancer, I figure the cigs are gonna get to me first.


Pretty sure everyone with more than 4/5 sexual partners has HPV. Place I got tested at didn't even test for it
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 8:02 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:02 pm to
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Do you go on an actual date or straight to their/your place?



Not speaking for TheOcean, but I would never invite a woman over to my place before having a beer/cocktail somewhere. One, you never know what you're gonna get. Two, my place is really secluded and I'd prefer not to give off a 'I will rape and murder you' vibe.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46730 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

Do you go on an actual date or straight to their/your place?


Depends on the girl. Half at my place/half actual dates. Some weeks I was going on 3/4/5 different dates, so I always made sure to do a super low key/inexpensive first date. Something unique, cheap, and easy to bail
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:05 pm to
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Going to have to explain this one.



That was tongue-in-cheek. I was suggesting that an alcohol scrub down would eliminate most VDs. While I have been....uh, risky, I still haven't contracted anything. I am an irrascible gambler.

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Pretty sure everyone with more than 4/5 sexual partners has HPV. Place I got tested at didn't even test for it



Certain strains are harmless, but others can be serious. Fairly certain that oral/throat cancer from HPV is the leading diagnosis (for cancer) among men under 35.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46730 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:06 pm to
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While I have been....uh, risky, I still haven't contracted anything. I am an irrascible gambler.


My gambling days are done on that front. Had a scare not too long ago. Not anything serious, but a scare nonetheless. And I'm shocked that the place I got tested at didn't even test for HPV
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:08 pm to
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And I'm shocked that the place I got tested at didn't even test for HPV


It is my (perhaps incorrect) understanding that unless there is a visible speciment(?), that HPV is not possible to test for.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46730 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:11 pm to
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There is no test to find out a person’s “HPV status.”


That's cray. And if you're over 26 you can't even get the vaccine unless you shell out over $500 for the shots
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39963 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:23 pm to
Hooked up with an OT 8 one time and she pulled off the draws and said that the several rice crispy treat looking growths around her gash were merely moles.

I left quickly after giving her a Samuel Jackson black snake moan stare for about 10 seconds.
Posted by derp
Jawja
Member since Feb 2015
1412 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:43 pm to
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Start with backpage


If I could up vote that 30 times I would
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21875 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:59 pm to
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I've been on over a 100 match/tinder dates. Pull up a chair, son. What would you like to know?
and you haven't found the right one? Not trying to be a smart arse here ( old married guy ) but are you even worried about std's? That shite would scare the hell out of me
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108752 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:04 pm to
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how socially awkward are you


That you have to try online dating.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108752 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:10 pm to
[quote]had a scare not too long ago[/quote

Welcome to ghonnorreahville.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19253 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:23 pm to
Serious question...are you gay? I could not imagine being that socially awkward and not having at least some three month relationship. You pretty much have to not talk to girls at all to pull that off
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 9:24 pm
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7511 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:39 pm to
Tinder is fun man. Get on it
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:26 pm to
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My best friend and his gf broke up for about 3 months 5 years ago. He joined match and banged about 6 girls. He showed me these chicks and he said it was like shooting fish in a barrel

They got back together and married a year later. Now still married with a kid

I'd do it in a heartbeat. Lots of arse out there and tons of chicks are fed up with the bar douchebag wanting to buy them a drink



Match was awesome before tinder. I had so much luck with match and then tinder came along. Online dating is awesome if you live in a big city.


















Then tinder on a caribbean island during tourist season . It was easier than reggies during freshman orientation and now that its the off season not so much.
Posted by FunroePete
The Big Cheezy
Member since Dec 2012
1531 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:53 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 5:59 pm
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2204 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:57 pm to
I've tried Tinder and was compelled to try POF reading this thread but there's basically no women around me in Monticello, Utah
Posted by rehtaeh
Member since Oct 2013
4487 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 11:04 pm to
quote:


Where does penis insert?


That made me laugh out loud - I pictured some 26 year old guy asking that question.
Posted by FunroePete
The Big Cheezy
Member since Dec 2012
1531 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

Utah

found your problem
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55426 posts
Posted on 10/13/15 at 5:04 am to
Don't go on okcupid in NOLA... too many SJWs...
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