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Jim Rockford
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One thing I got used to about social distancing

You didn't have some nimrod come sit down next to you in a waiting room. You don't have to be a covid bro to enjoy having your personal space.


DrEdgeLSU
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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You didn't have some nimrod come sit down next to you in a waiting room. You don't have to be a covid bro to enjoy having your personal space.


This man speaks truth.


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JetsetNuggs
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
There's a weird subset of the population that thinks an opening is an invitation.

On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.

Pissing next to an empty urinal? We can't have that, I better fill that space
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tigerinthebueche
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
if you just start hacking and coughing when you see them headed towards you, they'll usually sit elsewhere.


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tigerinthebueche
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.


Fart. Fart real loud so they hear it. Bet they'll go find one of those open treadmills.


StrongOffer
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Member since Sep 2020
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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There's a weird subset of the population that thinks an opening is an invitation.

On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.

Pissing next to an empty urinal? We can't have that, I better fill that space
I read this in Larry David's voice haha. I agree with you tho.


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madamsquirrel
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
I loved those big stay away from me dots on the floor. I quite enjpy strangers staying 6 feet away from me at all times.


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nvasil1
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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You don't have to be a covid bro to enjoy having your personal space.

Ironically, I've noticed that the people who still wear masks at the grocery store are the ones with little to no spatial awareness.

Hovering in front of the deli counter while other people are being helped isn't going to make them call your number any quicker.


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yoga girl
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
It also kept the close talkers under control.



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BRgetthenet
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Member since Oct 2011
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
Talking to yourself and asking rhetorical questions, loud enough for strangers to hear, is the best way for all the nastys around you to involuntarily social distance.

Worked before the scamdemic. Still works.


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el Gaucho
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
I bet you need that extra space so you can manspread. Bigot


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CaptSpaulding
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Member since Feb 2012
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
Smile, make eye contact and pat the seat with your hand while they are walking towards it. 9/10 times they will divert course. 1/10 times you make a new friend.
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Weekend Warrior79
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Member since Aug 2014
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
I kind of miss the social distancing when grocery shopping and people feel the need to crowd me as I'm paying. I've actually had to move a shopping cart because I stepped to far forward to put my bags in my cart and had to step back to pay. That shite never happened when we were all doomed


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Topwater Trout
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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close talkers


GTFO my personal space...damn they annoy me


Joe_Dirte
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Member since Feb 2019
503 posts

re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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There's a weird subset of the population that thinks an opening is an invitation.


my wife does this with empty kitchen counter space. It's like she HAS to fill counter space with a plant, cookbook stand, etc. The space was constructed for the sole purpose of cooking/meal prep. why can't it just be bare when not in use?


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LegendInMyMind
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re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
The six foot radius was one thing I hoped would last from the Covid lunacy. I quite enjoyed it. Sadly, it is gradually being chipped away.


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yoga girl
Member since Dec 2015
3528 posts

re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
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GTFO my personal space...damn they annoy me


the worst part is when you move back to get away and they keep moving closer



BRgetthenet
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Member since Oct 2011
116163 posts

re: One thing I got used to about social distancing
Remember when all we had to worry about were humidity levels causing the moisture in the crack of our arse wicking through our yoga pants and chemtrails?


Those were the days.


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