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One thing I got used to about social distancing
Posted on 1/30/23 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 1:53 pm
You didn't have some nimrod come sit down next to you in a waiting room. You don't have to be a covid bro to enjoy having your personal space.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 1:58 pm to Jim Rockford
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You didn't have some nimrod come sit down next to you in a waiting room. You don't have to be a covid bro to enjoy having your personal space.
This man speaks truth.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 1:59 pm to Jim Rockford
There's a weird subset of the population that thinks an opening is an invitation.
On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.
Pissing next to an empty urinal? We can't have that, I better fill that space
On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.
Pissing next to an empty urinal? We can't have that, I better fill that space
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:00 pm to Jim Rockford
if you just start hacking and coughing when you see them headed towards you, they'll usually sit elsewhere.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:05 pm to JetsetNuggs
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On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.
Fart. Fart real loud so they hear it. Bet they'll go find one of those open treadmills.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:08 pm to JetsetNuggs
quote:I read this in Larry David's voice haha. I agree with you tho.
There's a weird subset of the population that thinks an opening is an invitation.
On the treadmill and there are a 20 other open ones? I better come get on the one next to you.
Pissing next to an empty urinal? We can't have that, I better fill that space
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:11 pm to Jim Rockford
I loved those big stay away from me dots on the floor. I quite enjpy strangers staying 6 feet away from me at all times.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:22 pm to Jim Rockford
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You don't have to be a covid bro to enjoy having your personal space.
Ironically, I've noticed that the people who still wear masks at the grocery store are the ones with little to no spatial awareness.
Hovering in front of the deli counter while other people are being helped isn't going to make them call your number any quicker.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:25 pm to Jim Rockford
It also kept the close talkers under control.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:32 pm to tigerinthebueche
Talking to yourself and asking rhetorical questions, loud enough for strangers to hear, is the best way for all the nastys around you to involuntarily social distance.
Worked before the scamdemic. Still works.
Worked before the scamdemic. Still works.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:33 pm to Jim Rockford
I bet you need that extra space so you can manspread. Bigot
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Smile, make eye contact and pat the seat with your hand while they are walking towards it. 9/10 times they will divert course. 1/10 times you make a new friend.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:38 pm to Jim Rockford
I kind of miss the social distancing when grocery shopping and people feel the need to crowd me as I'm paying. I've actually had to move a shopping cart because I stepped to far forward to put my bags in my cart and had to step back to pay. That shite never happened when we were all doomed
Posted on 1/30/23 at 2:39 pm to yoga girl
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close talkers
GTFO my personal space...damn they annoy me
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:05 pm to JetsetNuggs
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There's a weird subset of the population that thinks an opening is an invitation.
my wife does this with empty kitchen counter space. It's like she HAS to fill counter space with a plant, cookbook stand, etc. The space was constructed for the sole purpose of cooking/meal prep. why can't it just be bare when not in use?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:07 pm to Jim Rockford
The six foot radius was one thing I hoped would last from the Covid lunacy. I quite enjoyed it. Sadly, it is gradually being chipped away.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:16 pm to Topwater Trout
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GTFO my personal space...damn they annoy me
the worst part is when you move back to get away and they keep moving closer
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:19 pm to yoga girl
Remember when all we had to worry about were humidity levels causing the moisture in the crack of our arse wicking through our yoga pants and chemtrails?
Those were the days.
Those were the days.
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