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re: Old People Are Racist and it is Funny
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:54 pm to OweO
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:54 pm to OweO
I got up from my desk today, went to the men's room and took a shite.
See? That's how you do it. If you're going to talk about nothing, keep it brief, succinct and to the point. You employ way too much fluff.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
See? That's how you do it. If you're going to talk about nothing, keep it brief, succinct and to the point. You employ way too much fluff.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:54 pm to OweO
Your life is such a hoot, Chris!
It's like you make up and greatly embellish what happens to you but we all know better and you are just that interesting!
It's like you make up and greatly embellish what happens to you but we all know better and you are just that interesting!
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:57 pm to stout
Here's a succinct version of OweO's post.
An old lady at the dentist called a black person on the TV black.
The end
An old lady at the dentist called a black person on the TV black.
The end
This post was edited on 10/3/17 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:59 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:59 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Here's a succinct version of OweO's post.
An old lady at the dentist called a black person on the TV black.
The end
Or...
I heard an old lady at the dentist's office today imply that all black people look alike to her. I thought it was funny because it sounded racist.
I hope he's taking notes. We're giving him pearls here.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:02 pm to Godfather1
Of course, neither one of them approaches anything worthy of a thread.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:03 pm to CaptainsWafer
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:03 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Of course, neither one of them approaches anything worthy of a thread.
This, I'll grant you.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:08 pm to 13SaintTiger
Because most of them are fabricated stories
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:13 pm to BIGFOOD
quote:
what did she say that was racist? I must have missed it
She did not worship at the alter of the exalted race.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:22 pm to stout
quote:
Your life is such a hoot, Chris!
It's like you make up and greatly embellish what happens to you but we all know better and you are just that interesting!
And we all know you don't know as much about construction as you claim to.. frick off stumpy.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:42 pm to OweO
as much time and you spend here and as desperate as you are to be liked
you would think that by now you would have learned you need to ignore your instincts
too bad this wasn't darths Dr you went to
the one that killed him, if that wasnt clear
you would think that by now you would have learned you need to ignore your instincts
too bad this wasn't darths Dr you went to
the one that killed him, if that wasnt clear
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:43 pm to OweO
Here's an old person racist story.
Back in about 1998 my great grandmother had to have heart surgery. I was in the room when the 3-man surgical team came in to discuss the procedure with her.
The lead surgeon was African American and when she realized that, she got a dumbfounded look on face and said out loud "since when do they have n--ger surgeons?"
I about shite myself.
The doc handled it well. He chuckled and said they had been letting him do it for a while.
Back in about 1998 my great grandmother had to have heart surgery. I was in the room when the 3-man surgical team came in to discuss the procedure with her.
The lead surgeon was African American and when she realized that, she got a dumbfounded look on face and said out loud "since when do they have n--ger surgeons?"
I about shite myself.
The doc handled it well. He chuckled and said they had been letting him do it for a while.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:49 pm to OweO
nothing in your post is even remotely racist you are cray cray 
Learn the definition of racisim then check back in
Learn the definition of racisim then check back in
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:51 pm to TheGooner
quote:that was a good story
TheGooner
unlike others
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:56 pm to TheGooner
My grandfather had to have hip surgery a few years ago. He was 83 at the time and still had his wits about him, but the pain medicine makes him loopy and he talks out of his arse. After his surgery a young black nurse was getting him set up in his room and he grabbed her hand and gently started rubbing it. He then looked up at her with a raised eyebrow and said “Darlin, you ain’t never picked no cotton.”
My brother and I had to leave the room from trying to stifle our outbursts of laughter.
My brother and I had to leave the room from trying to stifle our outbursts of laughter.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 8:59 pm to philly444
I've almost mastered differentiating various Asian races.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:03 pm to OweO
Is your dentist a black guy, or are you a racist?
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:07 pm to OweO
Did you pop a wheelie, or do an endo for her on your way out?
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