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re: Old man regulars at Twin Peaks, Hooters, etc..

Posted on 2/21/15 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10954 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 1:04 pm to
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Being near that age I try to stay with age-appropriate stuff, like estate planning and trying to see how low I can get my ball sack to hang.


Frick that shite. I am getting within stricking distance of 50 and I bet I am in better shape and do more than most kids in their 20's.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55374 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 1:05 pm to
This is so pathetic.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 1:06 pm to
So she gets money, clothes, jewelry, and a lavish lifestyle. He gets a fricking friend. Yea, that sounds really fair to me.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 1:08 pm to
Why are you calling me pathetic?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125564 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:23 pm to
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At the end of the day we get the same results!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31913 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 3:53 pm to
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This old man who appears to be in his 50's


If you're over 30, you'll be there soon enough... I'm 51, and my 30's seemed like it was just yesterday... Careful what you say...
This post was edited on 2/21/15 at 4:01 pm
Posted by xLxSxUxFxAxNx
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
58633 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 4:20 pm to
About as sad as you thinking you are friends with a girl from twin peaks just because she accepted your friend request on facebook.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77748 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 4:23 pm to
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it's pathetic if any guy, any age goes there and thinks the women are interested in him for his personality


What are they interested in if they go home with you and you bang them?
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89739 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 4:26 pm to
Me and my son picked up hooters on Valentine's day. The female bartenders had a bunch of flowers in vases behind the bar and a bunch of hardlegs sitting around the bar

It was beyond sad, who gives flowers to a hooters bartender for valentines day?
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37869 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 4:31 pm to
Couldn't it be from their boyfriends?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77748 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 4:32 pm to
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who gives flowers to a hooters bartender for valentines day?


Their boyfriend?
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 5:24 pm to
I hate to tell you this but those chicks laugh at you and tell their friends how much of a sucker you are before they go bang the young guy they met at the bar last weekend.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 5:51 pm to
I hate to tell you. He tells his friends about the 20 year old poon he banged for dropping a couple hundred. And didn't have to beg for it.

He knows what she needs and she knows what he wants. It's a two way street. He just don't have to play silly kid games to get her to drop those panties.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8782 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 5:54 pm to
No doubt. I feel a little sorry for her 20 year old boyfriend who thinks he's the only one hitting that.
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 5:56 pm to
Is $200 a lot of money in Louisiana?
Posted by Saints72
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
473 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 6:09 pm to
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Me and my son picked up hooters on Valentine's day. The female bartenders had a bunch of flowers in vases behind the bar and a bunch of hardlegs sitting around the bar


Actually they were giving those to men on the way out to give to their sows at home.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11915 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 6:11 pm to
I feel the need to fill a few of you in on a secret. Those old dudes were once young dudes. I once made fun of some old creeper trying to pick up but now I get it. They don't give two shits about what you think or even what the girl might think of them in their quest

You can laugh at them but your energy is best focused on yourself.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77748 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 7:40 pm to
It's not like they don't also laugh at all the young dufuses trying to pick them up everyday.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:21 pm to
I know a guy that acts like that in those types of establishments. Had a car to brag about and everything. I think some people who are in a "life-long dry spell" turn to those places because they think the girls dress like that because they actually want them. They may want the attention, and they definitely want the money, but if you couldn't get that girl at the bar, you aren't going to get her by tipping big at Hooters. Girls are going to keep leading them on, so they keep following.
Posted by Big Pun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
3504 posts
Posted on 2/21/15 at 8:22 pm to
The corporate office sends the flowers for the workers.
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