re: Old Man Advice

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"when you leave someplace, leave it right because you never know if you'll have to come back"

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Kind of along the lines "be kind to the asses you pass on your way up the ladder because odds are pretty good you'll be kissing them on the way down...."

I've had an old woman tell me "that pu$$y ain't gonna eat itself, now get busy."

Never trust a fart Never waste a hard. If a nipple appears, kiss it. Don’t pass up a bathroom. Don’t get your meat where you get your bread.

What goes around comes around.

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it it has tits or tires, you're going have problems with it.

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This isn’t advice, but it is a god damned fact.

In flight school, an instructor told us there's three things in aviation that do you no good:

Runway behind you
Sky above you
And gas you could have gotten at your last stop

Study long and you study wrong.

i.e. don't get stuck by overanalyzing

Old lady advice...from my MawMaw, who married 3 times and moved up the ladder every time. She made it all the way to sitting on the board of trustees of the LA state employees retirement system...

"just as easy to fall in love with a rich one as it is a poor one"

My dad told me to never trust a man who wears suspenders AND a belt...