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Old facebook statuses: comedy gold
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:12 pm
Just saw one from eight years ago pop up in my newsfeed.
"Tired of backstabbing arse snakes with friendly grins, tired of committing so many sins, tired of given in when this bottle of henny wins."
I was driving to grand isle after leaving northgate at 2 am.
Why? Bootycall
If you haven't clicked memories, you need to.
"Tired of backstabbing arse snakes with friendly grins, tired of committing so many sins, tired of given in when this bottle of henny wins."
I was driving to grand isle after leaving northgate at 2 am.
Why? Bootycall
If you haven't clicked memories, you need to.
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Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:14 pm to X123F45
This is some stupid shite
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:16 pm to X123F45
Did the ink in your pen run dry mid journal entry, and you just had to get this last little bit off your chest?
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:20 pm to NotoriousFSU
I could have posted the one that says:
#ifIdieBuryMeInTheBootyClub
#ifIdieBuryMeInTheBootyClub
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:22 pm to X123F45
A bootycall in Grand Isle? Yikes.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:25 pm to X123F45
Are you Eminem?
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:28 pm to X123F45
A bootycall in Grand Isle? Sounds fricking gross.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:29 pm to X123F45
I had a bad case of arse snakes a few years back
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:29 pm to Havoc
quote:
A bootycall in Grand Isle? Sounds fricking gross.
My first thought as well.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:30 pm to X123F45
quote:
Feb 28, 2009: Check out my new King Ranch F250, baws! Betty Ann is scheduled for her boob job next week, and I'm sponsoring Junior's travel ball team. God bless $100 oil.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:31 pm to X123F45
I am not nearly desperate enough to drive at 2am for a booty call in grand isle.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:31 pm to Havoc
quote:
A bootycall in Grand Isle? Sounds fricking gross.
Fwb was down there with her family in their "camp".
Got another good one:
"The freshmen 15 is god's way of saying... "you need just a little more booty""
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:33 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Feb 28, 2009
Nice try baw
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:33 pm to X123F45
say, how do you get this memories thing on facebook?
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:36 pm to X123F45
I wasn't an early fb adopter and I post very little so when timelines came out I went through and deleted all the embarrassing stuff
Sorry you didn't and felt the need to post it here for your non fb friends to also cringe
Sorry you didn't and felt the need to post it here for your non fb friends to also cringe
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:38 pm to TheIndulger
Find an old person you're friends with and scroll down their page, it's pretty much a guarantee they have it.
You click, see my memories and you're good to go.
Another good one:
"The only thing bad about 5.13 gears is when your throttle surges a little at a stop light and your brakes go...
'You're kidding right?'"
You click, see my memories and you're good to go.
Another good one:
"The only thing bad about 5.13 gears is when your throttle surges a little at a stop light and your brakes go...
'You're kidding right?'"
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:40 pm to X123F45
quote:Don't see it.
comedy gold
What I do see is reason #6,527 not to have Facebook.
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:47 pm to soccerfüt
"That moment where you look so sick in the office, they make you leave... so then you buy pepto at cvs hoping that somehow ingesting fluorescent pink fluid will somehow change your color from green to normal.
So you pop the top, take a big gulp while walking out the store, and you start to wonder...do they have to make it the taste, color, and texture of the Pink Panther's sexual secretions.
They do.
Pink Panther semen could cure cancer."
So you pop the top, take a big gulp while walking out the store, and you start to wonder...do they have to make it the taste, color, and texture of the Pink Panther's sexual secretions.
They do.
Pink Panther semen could cure cancer."
Posted on 2/28/16 at 10:52 pm to X123F45
Cringing at "on this day" has become a part of my daily routine.
Posted on 2/29/16 at 9:03 am to X123F45
You know people can type your status' in and find out exactly who you are, right?
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