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re: Ok, you want a REAL tiger attack video?

Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to
Doesn't that tiger know you're not supposed to play with your food before eating it?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to
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I mean, how hard and expensive is it to carry pepper spray, electric piece or even a goddamned piece of bamboo?!


Its not but do you expect a keeper to jump in there with a tazer and risk his life for some guy that is in the enclosure?

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And why doesn't a second keeper ever show up in the cases.


You mean cages or cases like you are doing a study on people falling into tiger enclosures?



You cant have keepers at every enclosure 24/7 that has a dangerous animal in it during zoo hours. Its not feasible.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to
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Yea yall got me for sure. What a buffoon I am


Could have stopped right there.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:42 am to
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humans are animals you moron.


Yet, the gift of reason separates us from all others. Struggling with that too, i presume?
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:43 am to
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If my own dog was endangering someone, it wouldn't even be a choice, he would be dead instantly


burglar breaks into your house and your dog attacks him...you are going to shoot your dog? what a dumbass
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:43 am to
The guy in the tiger cage is a burglar? What's he stealing?

Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:44 am to
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Yet, the gift of reason separates us from all others. Struggling with that too, i presume?


You sure seem to be having some trouble with it.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:44 am to
Charlie really likes his friends
But in his heart he knows that sometimes a dog is as good as any man
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:45 am to
I guess if I was as dim-witted as the lot of you choosing animal's lives over humans, I also wouldn't have a problem getting rid of one of my own.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:49 am to
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choosing animal's lives over humans


Do you think the zoo felt this way?
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:50 am to
This assertion that animals are not capable of reason is absurd. To varying extents, yes, they are. It has been tested. They are also capable of emotions believe it or not. You think that cognitive ability just spontaneously appeared in humans? We're the first species on the planet with a brain and capable of learning? Shoot, even relatively stupid animals can learn.

I mean I have a fairly anthropocentric view of the world, but come on, man. Let's be real.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110678 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:50 am to
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Yet, the gift of reason separates us from all others. Struggling with that too, i presume?


It's our larger and more developed frontal lobes which allow us to reason. Doesn't mean everyone uses them.

Why should an innocent animal be punished for reacting as it is supposed to when a stupid human fails to make proper use of his reasoning faculties? It's not the tiger's fault the guy is a dumbass.
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:50 am to
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The guy in the tiger cage is a burglar?


ok you want to play instead of answering the question I will play along...

A guy trespasses into your yard/house and your dog attacks...will you shoot your dog?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:51 am to
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Kill the damn animal or tranq it or something. DAMN IT



how bout don't fall/jump into the Tiger's den? DAMNIT!!!

this is suicide by Tiger or suicide by stupidity, but why kill the tiger for doing what tigers do? Shoulda killed the dumb dick thats in his cage. Not like he did anything to help his situation- flailing around.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:52 am to
Ok, so I have not gotten a clear statement about how the guy ended up in the pen, but one thing said he fell in.

As in, by accident. How does that make him stupid and/or bad? Had a baby fell in, would you also want the tiger to eat it?
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:53 am to
If he jumped in, by all means, let nature take its course. But the guy's actions appear to me as if he fell in, and wants out very badly. So you save the guy. Period.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:53 am to
Damn.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110678 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:54 am to
He fell in while standing on top of the barrier and throwing rocks at the tiger. Looks like karma bit him in the arse with a quickness.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:54 am to
If the guy means me harm, by all means dog, have at him.

This is in no way similar to this situation which makes it a stupid analogy, hence the "playful" response.
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:55 am to
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As in, by accident. How does that make him stupid and/or bad?


Are you really asking how he is stupid for falling into a tiger enclosure?
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