re: Oh Lord Baws.... BRPD has a hostage situation at the Triple S right now

It’s true


This is what really happened to Elton Starling


Blake Scareymoney and Howie Long were driving around North Baton Rouge, blaring Johnny Rebel and shaking down old ladies for protection money. They were saying, “we hate everything black. We hate the oil in our car because it’s black. We hate not being in debt because it means we are ‘in the black’. We hate that we drink coffee because it’s black. We even hate the black stripes on Mike the Tiger.”

Then athe officers drove up on Angel Alton while he was selling some CDs of a Girl Scout reading the Bible in order to buy medicine for his sick Meemaw. He had just finished making sure he had deducted the proper tax from his earnings when they arrived.

Then they put on their klan robes and attacked Angel Alton, hitting him with a bullwhip and a noose. Angel Alton had his hands up and was just praying, saying "Lord, Forgive them for they know not what they do." (I'm pretty sure that Gravy made up that phrase)

They then said "boy, we're gonna kill your black arse because you are black and we just hate the blackies. Every one of them. We hate your black skin. We hate our tires because they are black. We only use gas to barbecue because we hate the charcoal for being black!”

Angel Alton then complied with their wishes and knelt calmly on the ground, his hands still in the air as they continually beat him. He said "Please tell my baby mamas I love them, and to make sure my children go to college. They are the treasures of our community. Gary Chambers shall carry my torch. Alleluia."

Then the cops lit a cross on fire inside of a pentagram, and told Angel Alton that they were there on the orders of Donald Trump to murder him for being such a beacon of black hope. They said "This is for Saint George". Both of them then opened fire with their automatic assault rifles and shot Angel Alton 666 times, saying "DIE !" Every time they pulled the trigger. Then they planted a gun on him with a note attached to it that read. "Defunitelee Elton Starlings gun. Not da po-leeces."

I heard this from my friend's roommate's cousin's hairdresser's baby daddy’s pizza delivery guy’s weed dealer so you know it's true.

It just didn't look like that from the video because of the angle.

They should have driven up, yelled for the guy to come out, then when he didn't, shrug their shoulders and leave.

frick that neighborhood.

Maia, the last conservative to be at that store was likely the last cop to wrap up the crime scene in 2016. No right wingers in that area.

Ghud Evening

these people have NO CLUE about the hood.

All the convenience store owners are either oriental, Indian or middle eastern. The ladies doing the food are usually Hispanic in the middle Eastern stores, and 9 times out of 10 i’m the only honkey in there.

Ain’t no “white supremacists” in the hood at 10 pm.

facebook is so horrible

Triple S you say? Nah can't be true only good law abiding citizens frequent that area late at night during the week.

Play some randy travis. The whole block will clear out