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Office romance - What should I do

Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:01 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28588 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:01 am
This morning I was taking my break in our office lounge area playing FarmVille on my phone when the head of accounting who’s here for the day (milf) comes by and asks if I want to get coffee with her. Although I’m used to attention from hotties, I was a little surprised at this one. I’ve never done the workplace romance thing, but I figure she usually doesn’t work in this office so why not?

We talked for a long time since she ordered like 20 drinks for her employees. She was definitely interested in me. When I was done helping her distribute the drinks she touched my back and said thanks. I guess when you’re a higher up you can toe that line a little more.

So should I tap that arse or take a pass since there’s work involved?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35038 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:02 am to
Don’t dip your pen in the company ink baw
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:02 am to
Literally none of that happened
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
Let me help with pics of your typical "Janet from Accounting"

Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4435 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
Don't shite where you eat!
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3013 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
I would get her pregnant asap
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9830 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
quote:

playing FarmVille on my phone


I believe this part.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51795 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
do it
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2727 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
Boy toy
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
Doesn’t sound likes she’s interested. Just wanted help with the 20 coffees
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18905 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
1. Rail the boss

2. Document said railing

3. File massive #metoo lawsuit when she goes crazy on you

4. Profit...

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Literally none of that happened


Except the Farmville part. He seems like the type.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:04 am to
You hate your job? Then tap that arse and you won't be there long.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65740 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:04 am to

If you're asking if there is a probability you can hit it, we know a guy...
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83937 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:04 am to
Don't listen to these queers destroy her puh
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29525 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

What should I do

Quit making up stories about your imaginary job.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79221 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:04 am to
I feel like you were once a good poster before you suddenly decided to create a Casanova schtick that literally nobody on this board believes

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

This morning I was taking my break in our office lounge area playing FarmVille on my phone when the head of accounting who’s here for the day (milf) comes by and asks if I want to get coffee with her. Although I’m used to attention from hotties, I was a little surprised at this one. I’ve never done the workplace romance thing, but I figure she usually doesn’t work in this office so why not?

We talked for a long time since she ordered like 20 drinks for her employees. She was definitely interested in me. When I was done helping her distribute the drinks she touched my back and said thanks. I guess when you’re a higher up you can toe that line a little more.

So should I tap that arse or take a pass since there’s work involved?


Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:05 am to
quote:

What should I do



Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:05 am to
quote:

a Casanova schtick that literally nobody on this board believes


remember Zealot and the Pickup Artist shite?
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