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re: Office romance - What should I do
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:22 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:22 am to Jon Ham
Higher up asks you if you’ll lug coffee for her direct reports, then gets you to distribute coffee to said direct reports, all the while being nice to you.
Yeah, she definitely wants to get in your pants bro.
Yeah, she definitely wants to get in your pants bro.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:23 am to Jon Ham
Why are you single if you are used to attention from hotties?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:23 am to CptBengal
quote:
Your house isn't an office... and your mom isn't an accountant. Even if she pays the bills.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:24 am to Winston Cup
No, I just needed help carrying coffee and he clearly was wasting company time.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:28 am to Winston Cup
No way Liz would go for a loser like that.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:31 am to Jon Ham
You think she wants to frick you because she said thanks after you passed out coffee?
You did your job, barista. She was just being polite.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:33 am to Jon Ham
The FarmVille well is dry, baw
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:34 am to Jon Ham
You're the same guy that was bragging about how many strip clubs you've been to and correlating that to your pickup skills.
If you're not a troll, you come across as a 12 year old pretending to be cool and I feel sorry for you.
If you're not a troll, you come across as a 12 year old pretending to be cool and I feel sorry for you.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:40 am to Jon Ham
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This morning I was taking my break in our office lounge area playing FarmVille on my phone when the head of accounting who’s here for the day (milf) comes by and asks if I want to get coffee with her. Although I’m used to attention from hotties, I was a little surprised at this one. I’ve never done the workplace romance thing, but I figure she usually doesn’t work in this office so why not?
We talked for a long time since she ordered like 20 drinks for her employees. She was definitely interested in me. When I was done helping her distribute the drinks she touched my back and said thanks. I guess when you’re a higher up you can toe that line a little more.
So should I tap that arse or take a pass since there’s work involved?
Stop reading here
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:43 am to Jon Ham
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she touched my back
quote:
She was definitely interested in me.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:43 am to Jon Ham
quote:
This morning I was taking my break in our office lounge area playing FarmVille on my phone when the head of accounting who’s here for the day (milf) comes by and asks if I want to get coffee with her. Although I’m used to attention from hotties, I was a little surprised at this one. I’ve never done the workplace romance thing, but I figure she usually doesn’t work in this office so why not?
We talked for a long time since she ordered like 20 drinks for her employees. She was definitely interested in me. When I was done helping her distribute the drinks she touched my back and said thanks. I guess when you’re a higher up you can toe that line a little more.
So should I tap that arse or take a pass since there’s work involved?

Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:52 am to Jon Ham
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she touched my back and said thanks

Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:53 am to Jon Ham
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she touched my back and said thanks.
This is a legally binding contract. It is now up to you to establish when. When setting up the time, be dominant. Accounting type women like that.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:54 am to Jon Ham
Heather from Account Services? Don’t feel special bro, bitch calls me all the time. I just hang up.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:55 am to Jon Ham
Sounds like she needed a little bitch to ride with her and help her carry the coffee
She instantly recognized you as a low rung employee
Congrats?

She instantly recognized you as a low rung employee
Congrats?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:58 am to Jon Ham
Three pages in...and still no PIIHB? What the hell has happened to this place?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 11:59 am to Jon Ham
"never get your meat where you get your bread" Chinese proverb
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:04 pm to Tommy Patel
Wait a second....I am a non-practicing CPA.
Why the hell does Liz and her tax accountant crew make fun of general accountants???
WTF???
Why the hell does Liz and her tax accountant crew make fun of general accountants???
WTF???
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 6/13/18 at 12:12 pm to Jon Ham
Never stick your dick in your cash register
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