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Office elevator etiquette - do you follow it?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:09 pm
I feel like a sense of elevator etiquette in the office or other similarly busy environments is pretty standard...
- Always wait for people to exit before you get in
- Get in and face the front
- Turn your music off and/or end phone conversations
- When the elevator arrives at your floor, let the females off first
- Don't fricking go up or down one floor. Just don't. Take the stairs. Unless you're handicapped obviously.
Am I being extreme by getting ticked off at people who violate this? It's always the guys in IT on our third floor who don't follow the so called etiquette. Our building is over 15 stories and they get in on the 3rd to go down to the 2nd for a meeting when we have people on the top floor going down to the lobby.
- Always wait for people to exit before you get in
- Get in and face the front
- Turn your music off and/or end phone conversations
- When the elevator arrives at your floor, let the females off first
- Don't fricking go up or down one floor. Just don't. Take the stairs. Unless you're handicapped obviously.
Am I being extreme by getting ticked off at people who violate this? It's always the guys in IT on our third floor who don't follow the so called etiquette. Our building is over 15 stories and they get in on the 3rd to go down to the 2nd for a meeting when we have people on the top floor going down to the lobby.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:10 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:wait what? I always face the back.
Get in and face the front
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:11 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I think you nailed it.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:11 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Take the stairs. Elevators are so 90’s.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:13 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
You forgot - walk in and immediately ask stranger to pull finger when doors close.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:13 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:No one does this any more and it drives me up a wall.
end phone conversations
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:14 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
Get in and face the front
I always look up so I can see where I am going.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:16 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
let the females off first
Why do we still have to do this in this age of "women empowerment" and me are all "misogynist a-holes"? They're all supposed to be powerful, strong women now that don't need our help.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:17 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Crop dust only when alone
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:18 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
When the elevator arrives at your floor, let the females off first
Why?
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:18 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:21 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I always jump up right before the elevator stops at a floor so I can feel the gravitational burn.
Sometimes I yell "YESSSSSSSS!" when I nail the landing.
Sometimes I yell "YESSSSSSSS!" when I nail the landing.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:21 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
If there's nobody in the elevator with you, that's a good time to blow one out and leave it in there for the next occupant.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:22 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Agree. in addition, dont fart.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:23 pm to 82fumanchu
My dog farts in the elevator a lot. I laugh every time.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:24 pm to i am dan
quote:
When the elevator arrives at your floor, let the females off first
Why?
butts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:24 pm to FearTheFish
I'm in a building full of law firms. It amazes me that they will continue talking about a case on an elevator.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
quote:
When the elevator arrives at your floor, let the females off first
Unless you are in the middle. The people in the middle get out first no matter the sex.
Posted on 5/29/19 at 12:25 pm to Wtodd
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Crop dust as you are walking out
FIFY
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