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Office donuts spinoff

Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:51 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:51 pm
What special kind of a-hole tears a donut in half to eat and leaves the other half in the box?

Do you know anyone that does this? Don’t they realize how impolite this is? Did they touch it with their hands? Would you eat a torn donut?

Maybe you are a donut tearer? If so,
stop for the love of Baby Jesus.

To me it’s on the level of double dipping.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 4:55 pm
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2365 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:55 pm to
I would normally just take a bite and place back in box.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

I would normally just take a bite and place back in box


Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14087 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:58 pm to
I will eat a torn donut. These antibodies aren't getting a free ride.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17290 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:59 pm to
It’s a common occurrence to see a donut cut in half at the office. It’s usually a clean cut so I’m guessing the knife it.

I always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of steps they walked from the parking lot to their cube and assumed that was actual exercise.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:04 pm to
Ok but would you eat it?

What if it was torn and not a knife cut?
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17290 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:06 pm to
I don’t eat donuts or hardly any ‘community’ food.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5192 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:17 pm to
I always cut and eat the top halves when someone brings donuts to work. Especially if they're decorated or have sprinkles etc.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:20 pm to
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or hardly any ‘community’ food.


So buffets are out for you too?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

I always cut and eat the top halves when someone brings donuts to work. Especially if they're decorated or have sprinkles etc.


I’ve never seen someone cut a donut like that.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104536 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:23 pm to
Normally I completely agree, but there's one donut place in town that makes them the size of pancakes and does all sorts of toppings.. so for those cutting into halves or quarters is acceptable.

It's pretty obvious when someone used a knife vs. hands.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:25 pm to
Yeah. I’m talking about normal donut size.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26447 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

I always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of steps they walked from the parking lot to their cube and assumed that was actual exercise.

lol! People have their opinions of this fella but he is right on this one
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3839 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:26 pm to
I did it the other day at my office. I own the office and bought the doughnuts for my team so I do what I want and they take it.

The lady in my office ate the other half.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17290 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:26 pm to
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So buffets are out for you too?


Absolutely. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than a buffet.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104536 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

Yeah. I’m talking about normal donut size.


Only a real sociopath would cut a Krispy kreme in half.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
6525 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:42 pm to
I’ve seen people cut a 1/4 of a donut…what is that madness!!
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12246 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

I’ve seen people cut a 1/4 of a donut


Did you call them out?

Did you eat the other 3/4? Would you?
Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
3667 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

I don’t eat donuts or hardly any ‘community’ food.


We all know you have never been invited to the cookout
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26447 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Absolutely. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than a buffet.

He’s right again!
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