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Office donuts spinoff
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:51 pm
What special kind of a-hole tears a donut in half to eat and leaves the other half in the box?
Do you know anyone that does this? Don’t they realize how impolite this is? Did they touch it with their hands? Would you eat a torn donut?
Maybe you are a donut tearer? If so,
stop for the love of Baby Jesus.
To me it’s on the level of double dipping.
Do you know anyone that does this? Don’t they realize how impolite this is? Did they touch it with their hands? Would you eat a torn donut?
Maybe you are a donut tearer? If so,
stop for the love of Baby Jesus.
To me it’s on the level of double dipping.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:55 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I would normally just take a bite and place back in box.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:58 pm to IndianPower
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I would normally just take a bite and place back in box

Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:58 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I will eat a torn donut. These antibodies aren't getting a free ride.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:59 pm to UptownJoeBrown
It’s a common occurrence to see a donut cut in half at the office. It’s usually a clean cut so I’m guessing the knife it.
I always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of steps they walked from the parking lot to their cube and assumed that was actual exercise.
I always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of steps they walked from the parking lot to their cube and assumed that was actual exercise.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:04 pm to BabyTac
Ok but would you eat it?
What if it was torn and not a knife cut?
What if it was torn and not a knife cut?
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:06 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I don’t eat donuts or hardly any ‘community’ food.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:17 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I always cut and eat the top halves when someone brings donuts to work. Especially if they're decorated or have sprinkles etc.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:20 pm to BabyTac
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or hardly any ‘community’ food.
So buffets are out for you too?
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:21 pm to Huey Lewis
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I always cut and eat the top halves when someone brings donuts to work. Especially if they're decorated or have sprinkles etc.
I’ve never seen someone cut a donut like that.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:23 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Normally I completely agree, but there's one donut place in town that makes them the size of pancakes and does all sorts of toppings.. so for those cutting into halves or quarters is acceptable.
It's pretty obvious when someone used a knife vs. hands.
It's pretty obvious when someone used a knife vs. hands.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:25 pm to LSUBoo
Yeah. I’m talking about normal donut size.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:26 pm to BabyTac
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I always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of steps they walked from the parking lot to their cube and assumed that was actual exercise.
lol! People have their opinions of this fella but he is right on this one
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:26 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I did it the other day at my office. I own the office and bought the doughnuts for my team so I do what I want and they take it.
The lady in my office ate the other half.
The lady in my office ate the other half.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:26 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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So buffets are out for you too?
Absolutely. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than a buffet.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:41 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Yeah. I’m talking about normal donut size.
Only a real sociopath would cut a Krispy kreme in half.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:42 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I’ve seen people cut a 1/4 of a donut…what is that madness!!
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:46 pm to GatorPA84
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I’ve seen people cut a 1/4 of a donut
Did you call them out?
Did you eat the other 3/4? Would you?
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:52 pm to BabyTac
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I don’t eat donuts or hardly any ‘community’ food.
We all know you have never been invited to the cookout
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:57 pm to BabyTac
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Absolutely. I can’t think of anything more disgusting than a buffet.
He’s right again!
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