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Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:59 pm to UptownJoeBrown
If I'm summoning Larry David, if they cut the donut in half with a knife, that's 100 percent fine. I might actually pick the half donut out of the box first. But if they tear it in half, well, what kind of moron tears a donut in half and leaves the other half for somebody else with finger impressions in it???
Posted on 9/7/26 at 6:08 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I always grab two donuts. I’m very fit I just do it to assert my dominance.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 6:26 pm to UptownJoeBrown
The common doughnut is at the bottom of my culinary pyramid. I may have eaten 3 in the last decade.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:10 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Cause he lives a made up bullshite life. He tells the truth bout nothing 
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:33 pm to BabyTac
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always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of
You hire fattys? Hahah what a loser!
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:55 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Here's another doughnut thread spinoff for you.
The economy has taken a serious downturn so it is time to lay off 10-15 people. Deciding which ones is painful, as they all do a good job, and are bright, articulate, attractive people.
Friday is usually doughnut day. This Friday, bring a box of Natchitoches meat pies instead. Those who say I don't eat meat" or any other snide, degenerate comments kind of choose themselves to be placed on the list.
The economy has taken a serious downturn so it is time to lay off 10-15 people. Deciding which ones is painful, as they all do a good job, and are bright, articulate, attractive people.
Friday is usually doughnut day. This Friday, bring a box of Natchitoches meat pies instead. Those who say I don't eat meat" or any other snide, degenerate comments kind of choose themselves to be placed on the list.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:59 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Ever had a king cake at the office. We used to give out surgical gloves. In 2022 when people finally showed up, we ran through boxes and boxes of surgical gloves.
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:23 pm to Huey Lewis
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I always cut and eat the top halves when someone brings donuts to work.
Nice move but the bar is high.
Cartman slobbing down all the skin from a KFC family bucket is perhaps a bridge too far.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:17 pm to UptownJoeBrown
When someone brings Crumbl cookies, they always get pinched apart. Too much to eat a whole one and you want to try a few different ones.
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