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re: Office donuts spinoff

Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12247 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

He’s right again!


I agree.

BabyTac has good advice.

Why do people dislike him so much?
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
10277 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:59 pm to
If I'm summoning Larry David, if they cut the donut in half with a knife, that's 100 percent fine. I might actually pick the half donut out of the box first. But if they tear it in half, well, what kind of moron tears a donut in half and leaves the other half for somebody else with finger impressions in it???
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
4255 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 6:08 pm to
I always grab two donuts. I’m very fit I just do it to assert my dominance.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3844 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 6:26 pm to
The common doughnut is at the bottom of my culinary pyramid. I may have eaten 3 in the last decade.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40773 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:07 pm to
Relax Karen
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40773 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:10 pm to
Cause he lives a made up bullshite life. He tells the truth bout nothing
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13091 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:33 pm to
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always assume it’s a fatty that has a step counter that somehow justified eating half a donut based on the amount of


You hire fattys? Hahah what a loser!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47936 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:55 pm to
Here's another doughnut thread spinoff for you.

The economy has taken a serious downturn so it is time to lay off 10-15 people. Deciding which ones is painful, as they all do a good job, and are bright, articulate, attractive people.

Friday is usually doughnut day. This Friday, bring a box of Natchitoches meat pies instead. Those who say I don't eat meat" or any other snide, degenerate comments kind of choose themselves to be placed on the list.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
21426 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:59 pm to
Ever had a king cake at the office. We used to give out surgical gloves. In 2022 when people finally showed up, we ran through boxes and boxes of surgical gloves.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
646 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:23 pm to
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I always cut and eat the top halves when someone brings donuts to work.

Nice move but the bar is high.
Cartman slobbing down all the skin from a KFC family bucket is perhaps a bridge too far.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Lesalli
Member since Apr 2013
871 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:17 pm to
When someone brings Crumbl cookies, they always get pinched apart. Too much to eat a whole one and you want to try a few different ones.
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