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re: Oddest voicemail you have gotten on your phone
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:53 pm to Shunface
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:53 pm to Shunface
A lady left a message that she was returning my call about buying her horse. Left multiple messages. I sent her a text that I didn't call her about her horse. She texted me back that I did. So I asked her to text me a picture of the horse. She did. I asked her to text me pictures of her riding the horse topless. She didn't respond.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:57 pm to lsunurse
I got a voicemail once from someone who sounded very old or sick. The caller said he just wanted to let me know that he was tired of his son acting like an a-hole and that he was leaving me "all of the money"
I never figured out who the caller was and damn sure never had any money given to me.
I never figured out who the caller was and damn sure never had any money given to me.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:06 pm to lsunurse
Not a vm, but I received a wrong number call from a very pleasant older black lady a while back. As I am going to hang up, I hear someone in the background say, "Who was that?" And that sweet little old lady replied, "I don't know. Some damn cracka." Cracked me up!
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:07 pm to lsunurse
Crabs are ready to set sail.. he knows. Tell him i expect to hear from him within 4 hrs or else.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:20 pm to lsunurse
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Give me a call. I think I found your baby
They found a lost dog with a number on the collar similar to his and dialed incorrectly. They are the type of person that calls their dog "their baby" so they assume you call your dog "your baby", hence "found your baby."
Book it.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:27 pm to lsunurse
We have a 205 area code. Washington DC is a 202 area code.
One time I got a long-winded voicemail from some constituent trying to reach his representative giving his opinions about some silly act that Congress was voting on.
One time I got a long-winded voicemail from some constituent trying to reach his representative giving his opinions about some silly act that Congress was voting on.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:34 pm to lsunurse
I share a similar number to a hardcore drug dealer. It’s either an elaborate prank by my friends that I have never responded to or for real. Get a call every few weeks with all sorts of wonderful voicemails.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:13 am to lsunurse
I had a voicemail the other day from some guy that was very displeased saying to not call him again because he was on the do not call last and this was his third time requesting this. I thought maybe I called the wrong number or something but there aren't any records of it.
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:46 am to noonan
I had one..
"Susan. This is a Margaret. I've just fallen down the stairs. Can you come see about me? Thank you."
"Susan. This is a Margaret. I've just fallen down the stairs. Can you come see about me? Thank you."
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