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re: Oddest voicemail you have gotten on your phone

Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:53 pm to
A lady left a message that she was returning my call about buying her horse. Left multiple messages. I sent her a text that I didn't call her about her horse. She texted me back that I did. So I asked her to text me a picture of the horse. She did. I asked her to text me pictures of her riding the horse topless. She didn't respond.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63329 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:57 pm to
I got a voicemail once from someone who sounded very old or sick. The caller said he just wanted to let me know that he was tired of his son acting like an a-hole and that he was leaving me "all of the money"

I never figured out who the caller was and damn sure never had any money given to me.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7662 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:06 pm to
Not a vm, but I received a wrong number call from a very pleasant older black lady a while back. As I am going to hang up, I hear someone in the background say, "Who was that?" And that sweet little old lady replied, "I don't know. Some damn cracka." Cracked me up!
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24518 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:07 pm to
Crabs are ready to set sail.. he knows. Tell him i expect to hear from him within 4 hrs or else.
Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6505 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:14 pm to
I had a set of voicemails about 6 years ago from some woman looking for Ricky and then quoting me the Bible.

Called multiple times. I had compiled it and posted it to youtube: youtube
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4988 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Give me a call. I think I found your baby


They found a lost dog with a number on the collar similar to his and dialed incorrectly. They are the type of person that calls their dog "their baby" so they assume you call your dog "your baby", hence "found your baby."

Book it.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67021 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:27 pm to
We have a 205 area code. Washington DC is a 202 area code.
One time I got a long-winded voicemail from some constituent trying to reach his representative giving his opinions about some silly act that Congress was voting on.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:34 pm to
I share a similar number to a hardcore drug dealer. It’s either an elaborate prank by my friends that I have never responded to or for real. Get a call every few weeks with all sorts of wonderful voicemails.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:13 am to
I had a voicemail the other day from some guy that was very displeased saying to not call him again because he was on the do not call last and this was his third time requesting this. I thought maybe I called the wrong number or something but there aren't any records of it.
Posted by GeauxTGRZ
PTal
Member since Oct 2005
4821 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:46 am to
I had one..

"Susan. This is a Margaret. I've just fallen down the stairs. Can you come see about me? Thank you."
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