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re: Odd thing happened yesterday with counterfeit $100

Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:04 am to
Posted by mametoo
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
3293 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:04 am to
I was waiting for the part where a clerk said you were lucky. Criminals have been placing fake cash on cars and when the victim removes it they are drugged, kidnapped, and wake up in ice with a missing organ.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65764 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:05 am to
The ole “ I found a counterfeit Bengy in the radiator “ trick. You got to break that at Walmart....you know this...
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:06 am to
I bet that was George Floyd's excuse, too.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
181903 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:07 am to
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For a $100 that I found - idiot.


Every counterfeiter ever caught "found" the money

The SS investigates reports of counterfeit money and no matter how big or small they take it very seriously

quote:

The Secret Service monitors money laundering activities through other financial crimes such as financial institution fraud, access device fraud, food stamp fraud and counterfeiting of U.S. currency.


Stores that find it usually have an obligation to report it no matter how big or small and no matter the customers excuse


Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11785 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:10 am to
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She handed it back to me and I threw it away.


This is how you know OP is fake. Even if she's not calling the cops she's gonna make sure you don't get it back to pass to someone else.

shite thread
This post was edited on 3/21/21 at 9:11 am
Posted by Pope Alexander VI
1490s Vatican
Member since Mar 2021
344 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:11 am to
quote:

The SS investigates reports of counterfeit money and no matter how big or small they take it very seriously

Frank Horrigan’s on the case. He was JFK’s favorite.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27150 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:11 am to
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I stopped at Office Depot and decided to break the $100

Who makes a special stop for their new $100 bill. Just add it to inventory and go on about your day.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13209 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:13 am to
Ok whatever - she gave it back to me. Why would I make this up. I’m glad to move on.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:15 am to
You're full of shite and everybody knows it.
Posted by roobedoo
hall summit
Member since Jun 2008
1273 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:21 am to
Why wouldn’t you turn it in to police? It may be helpful in an investigation.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11785 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:24 am to
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Who makes a special stop for their new $100 bill. Just add it to inventory and go on about your day.


Right, I try NOT to break large bills.

Who finds $100 and immediately thinks, "shite, better break this ASAP!"

This thread is just dumb, either we believe OP's story which points to him knowingly trying to pass a counterfeit bill and making up a shitty story to cover or we acknowledge the glaring bullshite and realize this whole thread is made up.

Either way this is actually worse than an oweo thread...
This post was edited on 3/21/21 at 9:25 am
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23393 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 9:25 am to
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It made me pause thinking that someone must’ve crammed it in there as a joke.
gotcha with the old 'counterfeit $100 bill in the radiator' gag. CLASSIC!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74656 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:05 am to
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I lol’d and explained that I found it, she wasn’t amused.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4851 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:05 am to
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In order to convict a defendant of this crime, the prosecutor must prove that the defendant acted with criminal intent. In the context of charges stemming from the alleged use of counterfeit currency, the prosecutor must prove that the defendant acted with the intent to defraud.

Seems like this thread pretty much made the case for this there Einstein.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:06 am to
I’ve never had anyone test a bill I gave them as payment.

How trashy are you?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Anyway, I stopped at Office Depot and decided to break the $100, the lady used a counterfeit pen and you guessed It.
I lol’d and explained that I found it, she wasn’t amused.


I mean, I wouldn't be amused either. I'd think you were trying to scam me.
This post was edited on 3/21/21 at 10:11 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:12 am to
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I stopped at Office Depot and decided to break the $100,



Who the fuk goes to Office Depot to break a $100?


And did you feel the need to break it in the first place?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70924 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:13 am to
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I don’t care what a store clerk in Office Depot thinks.


Poor Saint George didn't care what a convenience store clerk thought either. Now he's in heaven with Alton and Big Mike.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:15 am to
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I’m glad to move on.


Right after you post a thread about it on a message board a day later?
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 3/21/21 at 10:22 am to
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found a $100 stuck in my radiator grill yesterday.



You would not believe what I would find stuck in my radiator after a night of partying.
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