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re: NYFD 911 - 910 lb woman need huge net and crane to get her out of 4th floor apt.

Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61736 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:11 pm to
Dem teeth, if I had teeth like that I would eat everything too. it would be against Gods will to not utilize a gift like that
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
14627 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:21 pm to
The sad thing is that if the SHTF and the world's food supply was cut off, she would probably outlive all of us. You figure she could lose 2 pounds a day for 2 years and still weigh 180 pounds.

Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10979 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:24 pm to
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Wonder what that smell was like.

Damn.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30049 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

The sad thing is that if the SHTF and the world's food supply was cut off, she would probably outlive all of us. You figure she could lose 2 pounds a day for 2 years and still weigh 180 pounds.


I'm using that.

I'm not fat.

I am calorically prepared for the apocalypse.

It's like prepping, but with much more pizza, bread, and pasta.
Posted by GeauxToBed
Covington, LA
Member since Mar 2015
6113 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:24 pm to
I once installed a custom hospital bed for an 1,100 pound woman.

She had a 12 piece dinner from Popeye's, two 40oz Colt 45's and a half smoked blunt on her bedside table.

Good times...
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
14627 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

two 40oz Colt 45's




At her weight, that did not even raise her BAC by any measurable quantity
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59581 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 8:25 pm to
I bet some nurses come up missing on the floor she is on. Big ole girl gotta eat.
Posted by SouljaBreauxTellEm
Mizz
Member since Aug 2009
29343 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:17 pm to
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Yep and we all pay for that shite.


boo hoo
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
12491 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:34 pm to
Working in rental property I can perfectly describe the smell of her apt. It has a musty odor from all of the German cockroaches that shite all over the walls & doors throughout. There are probably a lot of rats and mice in her house. Her neighbors probably hate her or live in the same filth as her.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135055 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:37 pm to
If the net broke it wouldn't be any real loss.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:52 pm to
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The last time she left the apartment or walked was in September 2014


So this isn't a 9/11/01 thread?

quote:

NYFD 911 - 910 lb


You mean she dialed 911?

Because
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23317 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:09 pm to
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How the hell do you get to be 900 fricking lbs? Holy shite she is fat as frick! Just stop feeding her!


I guess none of you dumbasses can read.

quote:

Doctors say that Bowman suffers from lymphedema, where damage to the lymphatic system causes fluid to build up in cells such as fat cells and cause swelling



Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 10:58 pm to
looks pretty goat smelling.....
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:02 pm to
She doesn't shave her legs. That's disgusting.
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 11:14 pm to
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Wonder what that smell was like.



People that size smell worse than dead people. That's not a joke.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5162 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 5:50 am to
yea those cargo nets ain't cheap
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14802 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 6:34 am to
That there's a gravy leg.
This post was edited on 8/24/15 at 6:35 am
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