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re: Now the Annual Thanksgiving Play by Play Thread
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:12 pm to Beaux Man
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:12 pm to Beaux Man
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Jesus, please don’t do this. Go buy another bird. I’ve heard of these things exploding when frozen and dropped into hot oil. People have been badly injured and great property destruction has been experienced.
If you already knew that and were just playing along, screw you. People get hurt doing dumb shite they read on the internet. Need to put an asterisk or a NSFDA warning on posts like this. If you didn’t know this then I saved your life. You’re welcome.
You are an idiot.
The easiest way to safely thaw a bird is in a brine. And... You can 100% thaw a bird overnight.
Hell, with a large stock pot and stream of cool water you could probably thaw one in two hours.
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Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:17 pm to X123F45
My dad is now discussing predestination with my wife’s BIL.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:21 pm to LootieandtheBlowfish
Makes sense. Turkeys aren’t Arminian.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:22 pm to X123F45
Not much to contribute but my ex wife was texting me for recipes of dishes I used to cook on Thanksgiving when we were together. I may or may not have omitted or added ingredients. Some of her dishes are going to taste like arse. I know it's petty, but the little things make me happy.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:24 pm to dukke v
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y dukke v
I envy you, baw
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:29 pm to TigerBait1971
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Not much to contribute but my ex wife was texting me for recipes of dishes I used to cook on Thanksgiving when we were together. I may or may not have omitted or added ingredients. Some of her dishes are going to taste like arse. I know it's petty, but the little things make me happy.
So, so, so petty. And I love it lol
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:30 pm to Jake88
My Thanksgiving has been terrible.
Long story short,
I had to rush to an emergency vet this morning, only to have to euthanize one of our dogs.
But, on a positive note, we did just rescue a dog from the pound that was more than likely going to be euthanized himself.
Sorry, for this. I know our stories in this thread are typically light hearted and humorous.
Long story short,
I had to rush to an emergency vet this morning, only to have to euthanize one of our dogs.
But, on a positive note, we did just rescue a dog from the pound that was more than likely going to be euthanized himself.
Sorry, for this. I know our stories in this thread are typically light hearted and humorous.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:33 pm to East Coast Band
First Thanksgiving I can remember where we weren’t pissed at each other for political beliefs.
Only like three of us drinking right now though. Probably why.
Our mix is 60% right/ 40% left
Only like three of us drinking right now though. Probably why.
Our mix is 60% right/ 40% left
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:39 pm to Jake88
All is quiet here. At the in-laws in Dallas and aside from my FIL and MIL getting into an argument over booking flights to Fiji, it’s smooth sailing here. Headed to a friends for a big 30+ person Thanksgiving dinner tonight. Gonna keep it low-key since we have to drive to Austin tomorrow morning.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:39 pm to TigerBait1971
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Not much to contribute but my ex wife was texting me for recipes of dishes I used to cook on Thanksgiving when we were together. I may or may not have omitted or added ingredients. Some of her dishes are going to taste like arse. I know it's petty, but the little things make me happy.
I hope you tripled the cloves
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:42 pm to H2O Tiger
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since we have to drive to Austin tomorrow
Weird!!!
Posted on 11/27/25 at 12:59 pm to Doby
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Guess who is now paying for SIL, BIL, niece, and nephew to go to Disney for two days?
If I were in your shoes. Id possibly be willing to foot the bill for the kids. Absolutely zero chance am I paying for the grown adults, however.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:01 pm to TiptonInSC
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I envy you, baw
He was on here the other day begging for money. What's there to envy?
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:10 pm to Jake88
My 75 year old Dad has come under fire for his reaction to seeing Mrs. Claus during the Macy’s Parade:
He then used his fingers to pull his eyelids wide. Excited that my children copied him, he continued doing it during lunch.
Luckily, the food coma has set in and he has fallen asleep in his chair.
quote:
Who the hell is that slant-eyed oriental?
He then used his fingers to pull his eyelids wide. Excited that my children copied him, he continued doing it during lunch.
Luckily, the food coma has set in and he has fallen asleep in his chair.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:21 pm to Ryne Sandberg
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He then used his fingers to pull his eyelids wide. Excited that my children copied him, he continued doing it during lunch.
LOL
Sounds like something my grandpa would have done.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:35 pm to Floyd Dawg
quote:Well, she (no pics) is the oldest of our 6. The youngest are 4 y/o twins. We’re good!
shite, I’d have to gone to the USVI for Turkey Day if my kid was hooping there.
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:35 pm to Ryne Sandberg
quote:
My 75 year old Dad has come under fire for his reaction to seeing Mrs. Claus during the Macy’s Parade: quote:Who the hell is that slant-eyed oriental?
I got in trouble for saying it would make more sense if the elves were Chinese cause they make the toys
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:37 pm to Jake88
My aunt was supposed to bring green bean casserole. She showed up with the ingredients in a Rouses bag and told my mom “some assemble required.” My mom said something inappropriate and both stormed off as I was left to make the green bean casserole.
Flash forward after lunch and 2 old fashions later: Now the aunt is saying her vision is blurry from cataract surgery. Yet she drove 2 hours here with my 98 year old grandma. Now I’m drinking a pot of coffee because my wife and mom are too drunk to drive them home.
Flash forward after lunch and 2 old fashions later: Now the aunt is saying her vision is blurry from cataract surgery. Yet she drove 2 hours here with my 98 year old grandma. Now I’m drinking a pot of coffee because my wife and mom are too drunk to drive them home.
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:40 pm to notiger1997
I’m so miserable. I do this every year. I eat pretty clean all year long but lose my mind at Thanksgiving. My body is in calorie overload shock right now 
On a positive my mom finally nailed my late Grandmas dressing recipe to perfection. It only took 4 years
On a positive my mom finally nailed my late Grandmas dressing recipe to perfection. It only took 4 years
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:41 pm to ABucks11
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wife and mom are too drunk to drive them home.
Keep it classy!!
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