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re: nothing better than a baby girl
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:46 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:46 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
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Amen brother. Prettiest girl in the world asleep in my arms right now.
You have my daughter??
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Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:47 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
My daughter is in the bath. She is drowning some action figure as we speak in the tub. I’m locking the door tonight to my room before I go to sleep.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:47 pm to theunknownknight
Disagree. Mine is 11 and she’s definitely an a-hole.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:47 pm to theunknownknight
quote:
I dont want to grow up im a...
lost boy
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:48 pm to SEClint
Michael whipped all their asses.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:49 pm to theunknownknight
Micheal Che said it best:
quote:
I’ve been accused of being homophobic. I have. In an interview. Just for being honest. You gotta stop accusing people… just for being honest. That’s a teaching moment. You know what I’m saying? You could school me. Don’t just call me something just because I said some shite you didn’t like. That’s all I’m trying to say. I’ve been accused. In an interview, somebody asked me, what would I do if I had a gay son, and I just answered honestly. I was like, “If I had a gay son, I’d probably be sad. But I’d also be sad if I had a straight daughter. I just don’t want anybody to frick my kid. I just don’t want my kid penetrated, boy or girl. I don’t… I don’t want some dude showing up at my house in a tuxedo like, ‘I’m here to frick your son and I brought him this corsage.'” I don’t even have any kids because I’m man pro-choice, but if I did and… You gotta do more than march sometimes. I don’t have any kids. But if I was a father, I’d feel like every man instinctively… just has this need to protect their family… from dicks. Boy, girl, doesn’t matter, you just gotta keep dicks away from your… Instinctively, I just wanna keep dicks away from my family. The longer I can keep dicks out of my family, I feel like the better dad I am. Is that weird? I feel that way. I feel like I’m gonna be that kind of parent. My daughter asks me, “Dad, can I go to the party?” I’m like, “Is there gonna be dicks at that party?” I see any locked doors… I’m like, “What y’all doing? Any dicks down there?” “No, Dad, we’re just doing drugs.” “All right, cool.” “What kind of drugs?” “Weed.” “All right. No crack.” “I know, Dad.” “Why?” “Because crack leads to sucking dick.” “That’s right, crack leads to sucking dick. No dicks in this family.”
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:50 pm to theunknownknight
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sons are cool and all but they can be assholes
Daughters GOAT
First daughter I presume?
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:50 pm to theunknownknight
a feller much wiser than I once said-
“When you have a son you only have one dick to worry about. When you have a daughter, you have to worry about all of them”
“When you have a son you only have one dick to worry about. When you have a daughter, you have to worry about all of them”
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:51 pm to theunknownknight
quote:David lived baw, its cannon.
Michael whipped all their asses.
It's silly, but cannon. If the sequel was made today with de-aging technology and Haim still alive..would've been fun, if done correctly.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:51 pm to Chad504boy
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First daughter I presume?
Yes
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:52 pm to SEClint
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David lived baw, its cannon.
Wtf? No way. How?
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:53 pm to theunknownknight
Congratulations, Sir :)
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:55 pm to scionofadrunk
3 months too late - had her in the actual lockdown - was a trip
Almost named her Sarah Connor
Apocalypse Baby
Almost named her Sarah Connor
Apocalypse Baby
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 7/13/20 at 8:58 pm to theunknownknight
quote:apparently the antlers missed his heart but weakened him. His body didnt explode or disintegrate like the rest of them. Made his escape as max was revealing himself, battling everyone else and dying.
Wtf? No way. How?
So, David is still out there.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:00 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:00 pm to SEClint
quote:
So, David is still out there.
Ahh yeah I remember. He escaped and joined the CTU
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:01 pm to Philzilla2k
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When she hits her 3s
This and gets worse but love her to death.
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:10 pm to theunknownknight
Little girls are so wonderful and sweet but HOOBOY when they hit the adolescent years... you will find that no matter how close you were before, now you RUIN EVERYTHING and you may even get the I HATE YOU!!! screamed at the top of her lungs! Got girls, got drama!
My older daughter is 18 now, just finished high school and she is coming back around a little, but holy shite I don't know how she did it, it takes a lot of energy and dedication to stay highly pissed off 24/7/365 for 5 years. Don't get me wrong she is a good kid, we are very proud of her, has never been in any trouble, not quite a 4.0 thru high school but close, started 2 years in basketball, ran in the state track meet, but HOLY shite teenage girls are the spawn of the devil.
Got another one that just turned 14, holy shite I don't know if the old heart can take it!
Just remember...Nobody, NOBODY, can hold a damn grudge like a teenage girl!
And we were a lot better off than a lot of others I know!
BWAHAHAHA
(I wouldn't change a thing, enjoy it, you will be walking her down the aisle before you know it!)
My older daughter is 18 now, just finished high school and she is coming back around a little, but holy shite I don't know how she did it, it takes a lot of energy and dedication to stay highly pissed off 24/7/365 for 5 years. Don't get me wrong she is a good kid, we are very proud of her, has never been in any trouble, not quite a 4.0 thru high school but close, started 2 years in basketball, ran in the state track meet, but HOLY shite teenage girls are the spawn of the devil.
Got another one that just turned 14, holy shite I don't know if the old heart can take it!
Just remember...Nobody, NOBODY, can hold a damn grudge like a teenage girl!
And we were a lot better off than a lot of others I know!
BWAHAHAHA
(I wouldn't change a thing, enjoy it, you will be walking her down the aisle before you know it!)
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:14 pm to theunknownknight
I watch my niece frequently. That little count is evil inside. She knows how to say the meanest shite ever with a smile on her face.
My girl was cooking dinner last night. She had just mentioned not ten mins she had gained a few pounds and needed to work it off(I had noticed but I'm certainly not saying it)
Bam. Five minutes late. "Can we not eat fat people food like you do"
Then I got in trouble for laughing.
Evil
My girl was cooking dinner last night. She had just mentioned not ten mins she had gained a few pounds and needed to work it off(I had noticed but I'm certainly not saying it)
Bam. Five minutes late. "Can we not eat fat people food like you do"
Then I got in trouble for laughing.
Evil
This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 7/13/20 at 9:14 pm to theunknownknight
Agreed. The 3-4 year old range is the best, they are still little daddy’s girl and don’t talk back etc.
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