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re: North Korea's Kim Jong-un climbs Korea's highest mountian

Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by Spilled Milk
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:13 pm to
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My favorite was Kim Jong-Il's golfing prowess.

First time out, old boy shoots 38-under with 5...5 holes-in-one on a 7,700 yd course.

I'm some what of a Kim Jung-ll historian, it was 11 holes in one
This post was edited on 1/12/16 at 2:20 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:03 pm to
I wish we had a strong leader like Kim Jong Un instead of the coward we have now
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:05 pm to
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Kim > Obama


Legit not going to work thursday because he is ruining traffic even more than normal.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:08 pm to
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Do you think people in North Korea are so brainwashed that they actually believe this stuff?


Absolutely. The poorest villagers often think of them as gods. There are stories of housefires in north korea and parents saving portraits of Great Leader before their own children.
Posted by LSURussian
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:08 pm to
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North Korea's Kim Jong-un climbs Korea's highest mountian
And the impressive part is he does it in dress shoes and an overcoat.


Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:09 pm to
I believe it.
Posted by uptownsage
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:13 pm to
I really would have expected Putin to be rocking some cooler sunglasses than the wrap around geriatric glasses.
Posted by foshizzle
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:18 pm to
Someone must have told him there was a big stash of Hennessy up there.
Posted by saint tiger225
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:24 pm to
You got a down vote making a joke about Putin. Red Rifle must be lurking.
Posted by ULSU
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:25 pm to
It's true, Brian Williams was there
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:28 pm to
is there a comprehensive list of all Kim Jong-un's accomplishments?

Posted by EyeTwentyNole
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:34 pm to
Chuck Norris wears Kim Jong-un pajamas
Posted by mikrit54
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:37 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:38 pm to
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is there a comprehensive list of all Kim Jong-un's accomplishments?



I wish there was because there'd be some real winners on there. Did you hear about the one where the North Koreans landed a man on the Sun?

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The State News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3 am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9 pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.


LINK


Turns out the story was s hoax. But what makes it so funny is there were a lot of media outlets who fell for it... not that North Korea actually landed a man on the sun, but that they claimed they did.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:00 pm to

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There are stories of housefires in north korea and parents saving portraits of Great Leader before their own children

yeah, stories from North korea must be true.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:14 pm to
Whether it's fear or brainwashing I absolutely believe those people would save a portrait over their own children.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:25 pm to
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yeah, stories from North korea must be true.




They're stories from a documentary film crew. And they didnt have any reason to lie. Pretty intense documentary.

They go to a Korean Family's home and the guy asks the translator to ask the man what would happen if he just took down the portrait of Kim Jong-Il? The translator tries to ask the man, but he literally cannot comprehend the thought of moving the painting and gets physically upset at the idea.

Wild shite over there dude. They dont have education or money or anything. THey're poor farmers, brainwashed from birth and controlled their entire lives.
Posted by LSUintheNW
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:28 pm to
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to have scaled


Cmon now....the term climbing is used loosely but scaled? GTFO
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:16 pm to
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And they didnt have any reason to lie.

Sure they did. Death is a pretty big motivator.

I've also seen documentaries when the people didn't know they were being filmed and were ridiculing Kim Jong. Your's sound like some strangers show up to make a video and you think they have no reason to lie?

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Wild shite over there dude. They dont have education or money or anything. THey're poor farmers, brainwashed from birth and controlled their entire lives.

Flip the coin and it sounds like you're all in on the slanted view of North Korea.
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