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Non-ballers of the OT - Get 6" taller for $76,000

Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:35 am
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21231 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:35 am
https://www.insider.com/men-paying-for-limb-extending-surgery-to-be-tall-2020-1

Who knew this would become real


Actual result
This post was edited on 1/13/20 at 8:47 am
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34652 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:35 am to
That sounds horribly painful
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:36 am to
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Get 6" taller for $76,000


Make that longer and you got a deal.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:37 am to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15752 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:38 am to
frick that.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32373 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:39 am to
How insecure do you have to be to do this?

I'm short, and it's never been an issue for me.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:40 am to
Brought me from 4'11" to my current 5'5"



Worth it imho.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23315 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Make that longer and you got a deal.


Just remember how well the penile thickening surgery worked. They would inject fat into the penis to thicken it up. After time, the fat would migrate so surgery recipients ended up with grotesquely lumpy penises.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:41 am to
Much cheaper ways and time proven
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57609 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:42 am to
There is much truth rooted in science fiction.

Also Gattaca is one of the most underrated movies of all time.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:42 am to
quote:

After time, the fat would migrate so surgery recipients ended up with grotesquely lumpy penises.


Lumpy, for her pleasure.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21231 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:44 am to
quote:

How insecure do you have to be to do this?


People probably thought the same thing with the first boob job though. Now you have parents giving their teenage daughter breast enhancements which is absolutely crazy.


Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16114 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:44 am to
How much if I just want a couple inches? I don’t want it to be too obvious.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21231 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:45 am to
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grotesquely lumpy penises


It is called ribbed for her pleasure
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21231 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:48 am to
quote:

How much if I just want a couple inches? I don’t want it to be too obvious.


If you read the article, it grows them at about 1mm a day. So around an inch a month.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13297 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:50 am to
Incredibly stupid. Reminds me of a Nip/Tuck episode where a midget wanted to be taller.

Just as stupid as guy having their dicks cut on to make them bigger.

This post was edited on 1/13/20 at 8:51 am
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48357 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:50 am to
No way i'd want to be 6'8"-6'9" because I'd probably still suck at basketball
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:51 am to
And still can't dunk.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8329 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:51 am to
That dude was really tired of people calling him out when he said he was 6 foot tall
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9130 posts
Posted on 1/13/20 at 8:52 am to
No way in hell I'm doing that. Can you imagine how painful that would be over an entire year?
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