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re: Noah's Ark found?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:49 pm to Darth_Vader
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:49 pm to Darth_Vader
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If God can feed a mob of thousands with 2 fish and five loaves of bread, then getting two of every animal on the planet into the ark is no problem for Him.
Using a fable to prove another fable…
Since LSU won 10 Football National Championships in a row then winning 5 more in a row is no problem.
Give or take.
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Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:49 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
If God can feed a mob of thousands with 2 fish and five loaves of bread, then getting two of every animal on the planet into the ark is no problem for Him.
Okay well that didn’t happen either
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:50 pm to BFANLC
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:51 pm to Pelican fan99
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it was actually 7 of all clean animals
What were the unclean animals?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:54 pm to Indefatigable
quote:The unclean animals were the ones not eligible to be sacrificed to Yahweh...
What were the unclean animals?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:54 pm to Pelican fan99
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it was actually 7 of all clean animals and all birds. Even more impressive
So animals from islands swam to land and made the trek to Noah's house?
Ok. So where did all that water come from? Where did it go? How did only 40 days of rain produce enough flood to cover the Alps?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 6:56 pm to CueBacca
quote:The Alps hadn't been invented yet. Duhhhh...
How did only 40 days of rain produce enough flood to cover the Alps?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:00 pm to CueBacca
quote:No, but maybe the entire planet as they knew it at the time. They did not understand how large the planet was then
There is no evidence that the entire planet was flooded. Zero.
An exaggeration of the event sure, but could still have historical accuracies. It’s not crazy to think a big flood was coming and some nut loaded up a boat of animals thinking he was going to save the world.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:01 pm to cgrand
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Noah’s ark is a parable not a historical event.
Nope.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:02 pm to BFANLC
Noah was the OG climate change refugee.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:02 pm to cgrand
quote:
Noah’s ark is a parable not a historical event.
use your head
Duck!!!!
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:03 pm to BFANLC
If the Noah’s ark story is fake, why did the Bible give exact measurements of a boat thousands of years ago?
A guy in Kentucky made the Ark encounter to the exact measurements of what the Bible said, and it is an impressive site. I don’t think anybody could come up with those measurements if it wasn’t from God giving them that information
A guy in Kentucky made the Ark encounter to the exact measurements of what the Bible said, and it is an impressive site. I don’t think anybody could come up with those measurements if it wasn’t from God giving them that information
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:03 pm to CueBacca
quote:well it wasn’t just rain. Water rose up from the ground as well
Ok. So where did all that water come from? Where did it go? How did only 40 days of rain produce enough flood to cover the Alps?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:03 pm to Boondock Saint
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Good lord people, I'm still shocked that any rational, thinking person with an IQ over 100 could actually believe that something like this story could have actually happened. In so many ways it's just ludicrous.
This is why Islam would be such a natural for the US.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:05 pm to CatsGoneWild
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If the Noah’s ark story is fake, why did the Bible give exact measurements of a boat thousands of years ago?
You do know the story of Noah's Ark was borrowed from other texts? Don't you?
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:09 pm to CueBacca
Just out of curiosity, are you a sophomore in HS?
This sounds very much like a high school stoner intellectual who people can frick with all night if they're bored enough.
This sounds very much like a high school stoner intellectual who people can frick with all night if they're bored enough.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:17 pm to Artificial Ignorance
If a person believes in God that can speak the universe into existence then they have no problem believing he could fit whatever he wanted in a boat of any size. If you don’t believe then it makes no sense to you and you can’t comprehend it. We are free to believe however we wish. I choose God but you don’t have to. Faith or not is the determining factor.
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:19 pm to CatsGoneWild
quote:has anyone tested to see if it was possible to load every animal on earth multiple times over onto the boat? What was it, 7 unclean and 2 clean of nearly every animal? It’s been a while since I’ve read genesis so I may be off on the details.
A guy in Kentucky made the Ark encounter to the exact measurements of what the Bible said, and it is an impressive site.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 7:59 am
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:22 pm to cgrand
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Noah’s ark is a parable not a historical event. use your head
Except the fact that even atheist scientists agree there was a massive worldwide flood.
quote:
The theory of a global flood, often associated with the biblical story of Noah's Ark, is supported by the presence of marine fossils high on mountains and the widespread distribution of sedimentary layers across continents.
This post was edited on 5/14/25 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 5/14/25 at 7:24 pm to PowerTool
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Just out of curiosity, are you a sophomore in HS?
Nope. Just someone who doesn't believe nonsense.
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