No Nut November

What is this?

The Rules of Attraction is a really good movie and book

Bret Easton Ellis knows how to tell a story about vapid people.

I didn’t know this was a thing. I’m already disqualified for this year. Unless it only counts if it’s with a woman.

thanks, but i'll stick with No Shave November

btw...is that a crack pipe and an ankle bracelet?

already failed :(

rubbed one out on way to work today.

Disqualified myself this morning. Nothing like morning secks.

You are allowed to have sex though right?

The rules seem to vary based on sources, but here is what reddit sub says about it (probably the strictest):

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It's come to my attention that some Nut Dissenters have begun creating some rules that complete change the whole purpose of the whole challenge. So let's just lay out what No Nut November is at its core.

No Nut November is a challenge where men (and top tier ladies) abstain from masturbating until the clock strikes 12:00 AM on December 1st. Through this test of true willpower it is rumored that these brave heroes gain psychic powers and I've even heard tales of levitation from across the pond. But before you start planning being able to grab that late night string cheese from the fridge without ever getting up you have to understand the rules and what constitutes breaking them.

1) NO THREE STRIKES RULE

First of all there is no three strikes rule. Any intentional completion of orgasm is a disqualification. Giving yourself a temporary out completely defeats the purpose of the challenge.

2) ONE WET DREAM IS ALLOWED

Back to the point of intentional, there is the fact that you might have a wet dream out of mere desperation. It happens. But if it happens more than once, you have relinquished any chance of becoming clairvoyant.

3) SEX IS A DISQUALIFICATION

We get it, you have a girlfriend. Why are you even participating in this challenge? Nutting is nutting, so no you can't get a pass if somehow you convince someone to touch your peepee.

4) IF YOU USED A "COUPON", YOU MUST LAST UNTIL DECEMBER 1ST.

Upon some very intensive research I have learned that some outsiders have been handing out "One Nut Allowed" coupons and many of you poor souls have been buying this pagan concept as true. Out of mere mercy, I will allow those who have cashed in this coupon the first day to continue and redeem the challenge by lasting until December 1st, but from hereon after all coupons are null and void.

5) NEBs (Non-ejaculatory masturbation) and pre-cum are allowed.

While I do want to state that I think this is a very bad and risky method to approaching this challenge, you are allowed to masturbate as long as there is no orgasm. You are allowed to watch porn and touch yourself all you want, but any climax reached is an automatic disqualification. Pre-cum is allowed since it can occur without orgasm.

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Destroy-Dick December Redemption Challenge (optional)

While this is not a mandatory challenge, it is one to consider. If you orgasm early and fail all your brethren you may redeem yourself in December for a possible chance at superpowers.

For every day that you did not complete in November, you will have to complete an equivalent amount of days of Destroy-Dick December.

For example, if you lasted until November 28th, there are 3 days prior to the end of November (including the 28th) in which you failed. So for a chance at making it up, you will have to masturbate once on the 1st, twice on the 2nd, and three times on the 3rd. Easy right? Well you deserve it for having made it so far.

But let's say you weren't able to resist temptation and failed on November 12th. That's 19 days of which you failed the challenge. To make up for it you will have to masturbate once on the 1st, twice on the 2nd, three times on the 3rd, fourth times on the 4th, etc. etc, up until 19 times on the 19th of December. Not so easy right? Maybe next time you'll learn how to not be a disappointment to everyone around you.

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These are all the main concerns and questions about the rules I have seen, but I'm sure there are other very specific circumstances I haven't considered. So let me know if there's anything else you feel I should add, or anything that needs to be revised. Okay my children, make daddy proud.

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