re: nm

Use the coil from the battery pack of your dildo, straighten it out and form it into a tool that you can use to pick the lock.

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Get something like this and mount it in an inconspicuous place

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Since it is on Amazon, I am pretty sure the lockpicking lawyer would have that combination lock picked before trying to pick the door. He can usually find a weak spot on those cheap locks and open it without even knowing the combination.

He did a video on some Master Locks that were easily picked with just a raking attack, which is a tool that looks like a stock market chart.

From his videos, door locks look pretty easy to pick too, but you have to have the right tools.

He does sell a tool that allows you to pick most locks of a certain type, and there is even a guide to how deep you are in the lock and where the pins should be located.

You need to spend a couple of minutes ordering one of those fake rock key hiding thingamajig.

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I’ve got an electronic lock on my door in the garage so this doesn’t happen.

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I thought about doing that, for the kids. However, I am not a retard like OP, so this never happens. Put your house key on a ring with your vehicle key. Can't leave the house without them that way.

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Check all the windows in case one isn’t locked.

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:thub: My girlfriend had to crawl thru my bedroom window via this method.

Pickup truck and a chain. You're welcome baw.

Dude you can get a key pad lock for fairly cheap, and if you can’t install it yourself you seriously have issues… secondly, if it’s just the bottom lock, and not the deadbolt, you could pop that open in seconds with a card

Use your license, youtube it. It’s simple.

I did this once and it was like a scene out of movie.

I had just moved in with a friend that bought his house. The washer and dryer was outside in a little utility room under the carport. One morning, I was drying my clothes and locked myself out in my boxers. Boxers only. I had no phone, keys, etc (1998.) My friend was at work with the only other key. My neighbor was outside washing his car. I finally go over and sheepishly ask him if I can use his house phone. He laughs at me but invites me into his kitchen. I had to look up the number in the big phone book to call my friends work. I call him, he comes as soon as he can. As I'm hanging up, the guys wife comes home from grocery shopping and I'm in her kitchen in boxers at 3:00 pm with a dude I don't know.

Talk about fricking awkward. You can't really explain that quickly and for 3 minutes, she had no idea what the frick was going on. I was very embarrassed. The guy acted like he had something to explain.

Like I said, it was like a bad movie. I don't think I ever looked those neighbors in the eye and I lived there for 4 more years.